k's definitions

Derek Jeter

1.) Shortstop for the New York Yankees. He is definitley not overrated. Though statistically he is not the greatest SS in baseball, anyone who has seen him play knows that in all other respects he is. Perfect example...July 1, 2004 against the Sox. He is a fanastic player, and is pretty easy on the eyes as well.

Jeter is better than Nomar (who's not bad, but still not as good as DJ) and pretty much every other SS out there.

by K July 22, 2004

munter

A cross between a monster and a cunt

See that Lucy McRoberts? She's a munter.

by K March 17, 2004

yanonali

snatch

lick my yanonali

by k October 24, 2003

ass cowboy

a homosexual person, derogatory term

dude u are so an ass cowboy

by k May 8, 2002

botch

Botch is the hair in between your sack and your ass.

Crabby, Afro

by K May 20, 2004

enginerd

All engineers, especially ones that hang out and look at computer dating services all day. A person who uses scientific knowledge to solve practical problems.

Why are you such an enginerd?

by K November 30, 2003

goo gurgler

When a batty, batty boy takes a bakers dozen worth of schwans across his lips until climax without spitting or swallowing and finally leans his head back and gurgles that goo like it's mouthwash.

After the last schwan left his mouth batty Ritt showed off for the bat's by becoming a goo gurgler for five minutes straight.

by K December 16, 2003