k's definitions

Pre-teen player

Fugly guys over the age of 25 who prey on younger innocent teenage girls for sex; since they are mentally weaker.

"dam that derrick; hes a fucking pre-teen playa!"

by K November 13, 2003

bootie call

Someone you call over JUST for sex..when you're horney and bored!

I was bored with fucking myself so I called (their name here) for a booty call....

by K August 20, 2003

Dogballs

1. Simply not meeting the standards

"I paid $1,500 for this dog-ball ass ERM."

by K September 24, 2003

stonerginity

The condition of never having consumed marijuana.

Chrissy will lose her stonerginity on Saturday'\

by k May 13, 2005

F.U.B.A.R.

fucking ugly beyond all recognition

Matt is FUBAR

by k April 7, 2003

hoodbaby

a girl that acts like a hoodrat but isnt old enough to be classified as one.

Look at all them hoodbabies on Maury.

by K January 22, 2005

choad

one who cannot beat my crash score on burnout2

ben, you are a choad.
eat choad, you choad.
I hope u die....choad.

by k August 2, 2004