Definitions by k
Batty Dan
He who taketh nuff schwan across his lips, craveth a solid teabag on a daily basis and receiveth nuff gladiator masks which split him between the eyes.
Upon hearing the batty man speak of the multitude of sacks that have been draped across his chin, the others in the room turned to him in disgust and all in unison and proceeded to yell at him "Batty Dan...Batty Dan...Batty Dan..."
Hubbly Bubbly
Hubbly Bubbly by k December 11, 2003
Batty Dan
In the moment that the young man realized that he was totally gay and wanted nothing but schwan to fill all his holes until his dying day...He stood up, raised his hands in the air and shouted "I am Batty Dan".
spill the phone
"Man, he was so high I was sure he would spill the phone when he set down that bong"
"Hello ... You still there? ... Hello?"
"Uh, Hello. Sorry about that. Wouldn't you know -- I was just about to tell you the best part when I had to go and spill the phone."
"Hello ... You still there? ... Hello?"
"Uh, Hello. Sorry about that. Wouldn't you know -- I was just about to tell you the best part when I had to go and spill the phone."
spill the phone by k December 7, 2003
enginerd
All engineers, especially ones that hang out and look at computer dating services all day. A person who uses scientific knowledge to solve practical problems.
Why are you such an enginerd?