NMP

not my president ...

george w bush is NMP!

by jw February 27, 2005

it wasnt properly labeled

When C.B. is really drunk and urinates in nicks laundry basket. Upon furthur questioning, he states "It wasnt properly labeled."

by JW October 27, 2003

Money party

A segment on the news where the financial expert comes on to talk about the markets, especially on an up-market day.

Joe Scarborough to Erin Burnett on MSNBC, "Hey, international superstar Erin Burnet is here to talk about the markets. It's a money party!"

by JW November 05, 2008

big mistakey

Making a mistake, usually with another girl. A huge mistake. Something like, getting head from a flat girl thats really ugly!

Jakey why did you try to get head from that girl? That's a big mistakey!

by jw June 19, 2003

reconnaissance

Information gathered on the sly about a lover/friend/enemy.

I saw your boyfriend at the gay bar last night dancing with another man. Good reconnaissance work.

by JW March 06, 2009

dupp

An opportunity at a location southernmost that shall not be missed or passed up by a dear friend.

Hey you idiot, take the dupp!

by JW February 18, 2005

monkey jizz

A special kind of jizz .. fresh from a monkey ... what dreams are made of ... what you want the people in your company to be full of !... to have the power of greyskull.

Your a monkey jizzer - you are soooo good ... you are the best salesman around in this company !

by jw March 20, 2005