Poor Man Shower

When you stick your head under the tap because you don't have time for a shower.

Man #1: You don't have time to shower, you're gonna be late for your wedding
Man #2: Start the car, I'm gonna take a poor man shower

by JustFred August 08, 2014

robotushing

Similar to "robotripping", the intentional ingestion of DXM cough medicine in the form of an enema. Also, "robotushin' ".

I don't need any beer, before the party we were robotushing.

by justfred December 19, 2015

Binga’d

When you go on a date with a guy and you put out before the appetizers even hit the table

Kat: So, how was your date last night?
Kelly: We ordered calamari and then I got binga’d in the washroom

by JustFred October 28, 2021

Cindy’s Comma

A comma that, while grammatically correct, seems suspiciously placed.

Cindy: Fuck you, idiot
Jake: Did you just use a cindy’s comma?

Cindy: oh 🤗

by JustFred January 16, 2021

Pig Penning

When you don't shower in between sex sessions. Named after Pig-Pen, the dusty kid from the Charlie Brown cartoons.

Mike: Why does the house stink?
Andrew: Ah, Jakes just been pig penning all week

by JustFred April 24, 2018

deefed

Defriended. On a social network, or in real life, removing someone from your "friends list".

"John kept making racist jokes, so I deefed him."

by justfred November 21, 2013

Scooby Doo'd

When you bring a girl over and sleep with her, and she proceeds to go around the house into different rooms and sleep with your roommates (reminiscent of the Scooby Doo chase scenes). By the end of it, no ones really sure where she is.

Roommate 1: Hey man did you see Kathleen?

Roommate 2: Nope. She Scooby doo'd and that was the last I saw of her.

Roommate 3: Jinkies!

by JustFred April 03, 2018