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When you stick your head under the tap because you don't have time for a shower.
Man #1: You don't have time to shower, you're gonna be late for your wedding
Man #2: Start the car, I'm gonna take a poor man shower
by JustFred August 08, 2014

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To be single after a long term relationship.
Guy 1: Billys girlfriend broke up with him, he's newly minted
Guy 2: I dont know you. Buy something or get out
by JustFred September 08, 2017

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Like a regular set at the gym, but without any lifting. To properly perform a micro set you need to look around for five minutes then pick up the weight slightly and let out a grunt. Congratulations, hit the showers, you're all done
Jake: Hey buddy, how was your workout?
Kurt: Great! I did a couple micro sets and went to McDonalds
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by JustFred August 09, 2020

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Defriended. On a social network, or in real life, removing someone from your "friends list".
"John kept making racist jokes, so I deefed him."
by justfred November 21, 2013

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A comma that, while grammatically correct, seems suspiciously placed.
Cindy: Fuck you, idiot
Jake: Did you just use a cindy’s comma?

Cindy: oh 🤗
by JustFred January 16, 2021

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When you don't shower in between sex sessions. Named after Pig-Pen, the dusty kid from the Charlie Brown cartoons.
Mike: Why does the house stink?
Andrew: Ah, Jakes just been pig penning all week
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by JustFred April 24, 2018

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When you bring a girl over and sleep with her, and she proceeds to go around the house into different rooms and sleep with your roommates (reminiscent of the Scooby Doo chase scenes). By the end of it, no ones really sure where she is.
Roommate 1: Hey man did you see Kathleen?

Roommate 2: Nope. She Scooby doo'd and that was the last I saw of her.

Roommate 3: Jinkies!
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by JustFred April 03, 2018

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