justfred's definitions

newly minted

To be single after a long term relationship.

Guy 1: Billys girlfriend broke up with him, he's newly minted
Guy 2: I dont know you. Buy something or get out

by JustFred April 19, 2018

Cindy’s Comma

A comma that, while grammatically correct, seems suspiciously placed.

Cindy: Fuck you, idiot
Jake: Did you just use a cindy’s comma?

Cindy: oh 🤗

by JustFred January 16, 2021

Poor Man Shower

When you stick your head under the tap because you don't have time for a shower.

Man #1: You don't have time to shower, you're gonna be late for your wedding
Man #2: Start the car, I'm gonna take a poor man shower

by JustFred August 8, 2014

Scooby Doo'd

When you bring a girl over and sleep with her, and she proceeds to go around the house into different rooms and sleep with your roommates (reminiscent of the Scooby Doo chase scenes). By the end of it, no ones really sure where she is.

Roommate 1: Hey man did you see Kathleen?

Roommate 2: Nope. She Scooby doo'd and that was the last I saw of her.

Roommate 3: Jinkies!

by JustFred May 20, 2018

Binga’d

When you go on a date with a guy and you put out before the appetizers even hit the table

Kat: So, how was your date last night?
Kelly: We ordered calamari and then I got binga’d in the washroom

by JustFred October 28, 2021

Pig Penning

When you don't shower in between sex sessions. Named after Pig-Pen, the dusty kid from the Charlie Brown cartoons.

Mike: Why does the house stink?
Andrew: Ah, Jakes just been pig penning all week

by JustFred May 29, 2018

Micro Set

Like a regular set at the gym, but without any lifting. To properly perform a micro set you need to look around for five minutes then pick up the weight slightly and let out a grunt. Congratulations, hit the showers, you're all done

Jake: Hey buddy, how was your workout?
Kurt: Great! I did a couple micro sets and went to McDonalds

by JustFred August 9, 2020