Someone you employ to help fill in the gaps that your main relationship is no longer meeting.
May be on a permanent or temporary basis, paid or unpaid.
Services can include companionship, advice or sexual favors.
May be on a permanent or temporary basis, paid or unpaid.
Services can include companionship, advice or sexual favors.
Leon: "Dating Stacey is so hard. She's always away on business."
Fred: "Why don't you talk to Kylie? She's a professional relationship assistant."
Fred: "Why don't you talk to Kylie? She's a professional relationship assistant."
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"Thanks to your behaviour, my currenthood has been ruined!"
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Get the Currenthood mug.A phrase popular amongst fans (or 'stans') of mainstream musical acts. Used to assert the superiority of their favourite singer over another fan's, whether for a substantial or a trivial reason.
"omg Queen Mariah slayed that whistle note. Your fave could never!"
"Yaaas Mama Beyonce just gave birth to twins, your fave could never!"
"Yaaas Mama Beyonce just gave birth to twins, your fave could never!"
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A portmanteau of "flop" and "fabulous", used to ironically describe a failure in a positive light.
A portmanteau of "flop" and "fabulous", used to ironically describe a failure in a positive light.
"Amanda's vegetarian party was truly flopulous"
"I had a flopulous attempt at trying to bike up that mountain"
"I had a flopulous attempt at trying to bike up that mountain"
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Get the Shellous mug.A type of gaslighting, when you fart in public but blame it on someone else and insinuating that they are crazy for thinking otherwise. The "gas" in question here is a fart.
Debbie: *farts*
Kaleb: "Ew Debbie, stop farting!"
Debbie: "Dude, it's been you the whole time. I can't believe you don't notice it. Are you ok? You should see a doctor."
Kaleb: "Really? I'm doing it?"
Susan: "Don't listen to her Kaleb! She's just fartlighting."
Kaleb: "Ew Debbie, stop farting!"
Debbie: "Dude, it's been you the whole time. I can't believe you don't notice it. Are you ok? You should see a doctor."
Kaleb: "Really? I'm doing it?"
Susan: "Don't listen to her Kaleb! She's just fartlighting."
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