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Chuck Norris

Jesus' more powerful, ginger brother.
"Jesus give me back my x-box, or I'll roundhouse kick your ass back into Jerusalem."-Chuck Norris
by Juicalicious April 25, 2010
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Tumblr

Hipster society of hatred and self- admiration. Totally ironic. They hate facebook even though every single one of them has one. Like to post pictures of cats, themselves, and obscure bands. Youre not supposed to speak of tumblr, but its a public diary. Its as ironic as the fake handlebar mustaches they sport.
Tumblr is a hipsters bitch.
by Juicalicious January 22, 2011
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Random

The most annoying word ever. You'll say something that relates to your previous topic, yet they say it's random because they can't comprehen it.
"Cake is good. I just got one from the bakery, and it was chocolate."

"That was random, LMFAO."

"No, you asshole, we're still talking about cake."
by Juicalicious April 25, 2010
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Borat

Very nice man from Kazakhstan with big hram. He like a Pamela Andersons very much, and is ex-husband of Oksana. She die, and now he married to black prostitute, Luenell. He like.
"My name ez Borat!"
by Juicalicious April 25, 2010
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All Time Low

Band birthed from the vagina of mainstream "punk" a.k.a. skater-wannabes who sing like an emo with a scissor and play music that can only be described as the retarded child of modern-day rock.
If you're looking for an awful band just like All Time Low , try these :

The Academy Is.

A Day To Remember.
by Juicalicious January 24, 2011
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Gorgous

A mythological beast middle-school girls sympathetically compare each other to mainly in the comments section of their facebook profile pictures.
YOU LOOK GORGOUS <3. Did you mean gorgeous...? NO I MEAN SHE LOOKS, LIKE, GORGOUS !!!!
by Juicalicious May 26, 2011
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Adolf Hitler

Cheeky bastard who killed millions of people and had an ugly as fuck mustache. He had tea-parties with other dictators, and was Satan's butt-buddy.
"Adolf Hitler killed himself because he was a pussy."
by Juicalicious April 24, 2010
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