Definitions by juicalicious

Hipster

Generational "misfits". In the late 2000's emos decided that that being emo wasn't cool or hardcore enough for them, so they decided to turn hipster. Hipsters claim to be environmentally friendly even though their trendy clothes are made in east asian sweatshops by children. They love metalcore, and shitty indie rock bands. Standard attire includes oxfords or converse, huge scarves, horn-rimmed glasses, dirty emo hair, gauges, skinny jeans, "granny" sweaters, and ironic t-shirts that no one fucking understands. They might seem chill, but theyre really pretentious assholes trying to seem poor and original. Never call a hipster a hipster. You'll be socially shunned. Also it is unwise to remind a hipster of their emo hayday. They will deny it. Or deem you uncool and '"totally mainstream".

The emo kids at my highschool that refused to be labeled. Especially as a hipster.

And the rest of America.

Hipster by Juicalicious January 22, 2011

Mel Gibson 

Secret Nazi who has a church on his property and worships Grey Goose. Prefers women with sugar-tits.

"Hi, I'm Mel Gibson and I'm an alcoholic."

Mel Gibson by Juicalicious April 26, 2010

Alex Trebek 

Host of Jeopardy with the stare of a thousand bipolar men. Attempts to pronounce foreign words, but sucks major ass.

"In Rio de Janeiro..."

"Alex Trebek, i couldn't even understand you. Go fuck yourself."

Alex Trebek by Juicalicious April 26, 2010

Larry King 

Living corpse in suspenders. Something that should of died a long time ago, but keeps on living by sucking out the souls of his two young boys. He used to be best friends with Jesus.

"Larry King owns a talk show, and wears classy suspenders to keep from exposing his bony ass."

Larry King by Juicalicious April 25, 2010

Dick Cheney 

Former vice-president. His favorite game is duck-duck face.

"Watch out for Dick Cheney. He might shoot you in the face."

Dick Cheney by Juicalicious April 25, 2010

Random 

The most annoying word ever. You'll say something that relates to your previous topic, yet they say it's random because they can't comprehen it.

"Cake is good. I just got one from the bakery, and it was chocolate."

"That was random, LMFAO."

"No, you asshole, we're still talking about cake."

Random by Juicalicious April 25, 2010

Borat

Very nice man from Kazakhstan with big hram. He like a Pamela Andersons very much, and is ex-husband of Oksana. She die, and now he married to black prostitute, Luenell. He like.

"My name ez Borat!"

Borat by Juicalicious April 25, 2010