The scum sucking cutomer at a twenty four hour service station that expects the attendant to get out of his seat to serve food at 2am when you are half way through a twelve hour night shift
by Juan Hunglow April 20, 2010
The Hobbit put her batteries in her Bilbo, closed the bedroom door and wasn't seen again until the sun rose over the shire.
by juan hunglow April 19, 2010
She was sucking deep, the head of my cock massaging the inner recess of her throat, just as I was about to blow my load I looked down and there between my legs was what looked like Groucho Marx. I was relieved to find it was just her Gobble Tash.
by Juan Hunglow April 26, 2010
by Juan Hunglow April 14, 2010
To place your face between two huge tits shake your head and blow, resulting in the famous Bill and Ben catch phrase "flobberdobberdobberdobber"
As I slowly encroached apon her hugh pendulous bussom I felt compelled to perform a Bill and Ben. I buried my face in the soft comfort of her breasts, blew hard and... "flobberdobberdobberdobber"
by Juan Hunglow April 28, 2010
A three man elaborate fuck. One guy is wrapped in clingwrap and fucked up the arse by another guy then leans forward adopting the position of a giant penis. The "penis guy" is then used to fuck a bucket fanny while being held back on a rope by the third guy who is also naked and wankining off into a jam jar.
The dirty little cunt was happy to have a JK Dunky Fuck as it was the only way her bucket fanny could get any sensation. Penis guy wasn't so sure but was game for a laugh.
by Juan Hunglow April 26, 2010
A sex change for a fat lass
by Juan Hunglow April 12, 2010