100 definitions by jt

A superhero who is paralyzed from the neck up; they must be confined to an ab-rocker
JT The Megaplegic whore
by jt November 9, 2004
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A whore (cum Dumpster) who can fly (a superhero, see megaplegic def. #1) Has the uncanny ability to break free from their megaplegiality and soar higher than all the paraplegic whores in the known universe
Nicky B, Mista JT, Big Al C, Bixy
by jt November 9, 2004
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to rapidly thrust your finger or fingers into a womans pussy. Then smelling the finger/fingers
for men to rapidly thrust your finger or fingers into another mans ass. Then smelling the finger/fingers
While at the movies I had the urge to play finger darts with my girlfriend.
by jt October 3, 2006
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A crappy radio station that was once good and played rock from the 70s, 80s, 90s and now such as Led Zeppelin, Rolling Stones, Def Leppard, Queen, Van Halen, Nirvana etc

Now plays crappy punk rock, emo, nu-metal and pop
by jt September 16, 2004
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1. A politically correct form of government tax.

2. A device located at a statistically safe location, but where the 85th percentile road speed is more than the legally posted speed limit.

3. A device that is used to automate a portion of busy police officers' work. So they have more time to eat doughnuts.
"If we put up another tax, the people will have a fit"
"That's OK, just put up another speed camera"
by jt July 13, 2003
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To pwn somone who is not agg in paintball. To shoot them in the face multiple times
Dude this gat mows faces

Jt mows faces on the field
by jt March 2, 2005
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