jt's definitions

assmar

Asthma

When you can't pronounce asthma, you say assmar

Piggy so fat and can't go up lots of stairs because he's got assmar

by JT October 6, 2004

DSLs

The street abbreviation for "Dick Sucking Lips".

Damn check out the DSLs on that shorty!

by JT November 11, 2003

red eye

a drink old fugs think they just need to drink.

refer to the movie COCKTAIL

by JT October 4, 2004

Master Chief

Short for Master Chief Petty Officer. The Master Chief Petty Officer is the ninth, and highest, enlisted rank in the U.S. Navy, just above Senior Chief Petty Officer, and is a non-commissioned officer. They are referred to as Master Chief in most circumstances.

Advancement to Master Chief Petty Officer is similar to that of Chief Petty Officer and Senior Chief Petty Officer. It carries requirements of time in service, superior evaluation scores, specialty examinations, and peer review. A Senior Chief Petty Officer can only advance if the existing master chiefs approve.

A Master Chief Petty Officer is purely administrative and is usually tied closely with the Commanding Officer, except possibly when the command is very large (e.g. an aircraft carrier). Their uniform reflects this administrative duty; becoming similar to that of an officer, albeit with different insignia than an officer.

The master chief came down here and busted those guys asses for being drunk on board ship.

by jt October 17, 2004

wondermous

Wonderfully spontaneous, or Enormously wonderful (according to my ex-girlfriend)

We had a wondermous night together.

by JT December 19, 2003

lite

A shortened version of light, meaning having less weight substance.

<place example here>

by JT February 5, 2005

north memphis 10

an almost mythical group of gangstas thought to control the rough area called north memphis. no one knows if they exist, who they are, or if there is really 10 of them. they are the keysor soze figure of memphis crime, and are often praised by the rap group 3-6 mafia.

watch yo ass for the north memphis 10

by JT February 10, 2004