Definitions by jt

beaver dam 

when a room mate takes a crap and decides to leave a present for any unsuspecting suckers.

I left you a beaver dam. Have fun with that.

beaver dam by JT October 4, 2004

dropping off the cosby's 

to take a crap or shit!

'Hey, don't go in the bathroom just yet. wait for me to drop off the cosby's.'

'say hi to theo for me!'

dropping off the cosby's by JT October 4, 2004

stocking the porcelain 

Leaving some turds in the shitter for anyone just about to go in.

'I've been busy stocking the porcelain

stocking the porcelain by JT October 4, 2004

red eye 

a drink old fugs think they just need to drink.

refer to the movie COCKTAIL

red eye by JT October 4, 2004

Radio Hauraki 

The only commercial radio station left worth listening to - plays only classic rock from the 60s to 90s

Good Music - Turn to 99FM

Radio Hauraki by JT September 16, 2004

The Rock 

A crappy radio station that was once good and played rock from the 70s, 80s, 90s and now such as Led Zeppelin, Rolling Stones, Def Leppard, Queen, Van Halen, Nirvana etc

Now plays crappy punk rock, emo, nu-metal and pop

Change the station... please!

The Rock by JT September 16, 2004

zurt 

A synonym for "idiot"

Don't be such a zurt

zurt by JT September 8, 2004