An attractive woman who appears in commercials for
ridiculous products that no one would buy otherwise.
A person who would sell their integrity for a quick buck.
A kept woman.
Someone who is willing to sacrifice thier name for a
stupid cause, for the right price.
ridiculous products that no one would buy otherwise.
A person who would sell their integrity for a quick buck.
A kept woman.
Someone who is willing to sacrifice thier name for a
stupid cause, for the right price.
The chick in that commercial is so hot! It's a shame she is a paid for slut for that stupid product.
by jsd9632 December 30, 2011
An Eagles Song from the 1994 album "Hell Freezes Over".
Written & sung by Don Henley in response to the daytime TV trash of the time.
It became a widely used catch phrase throughout the rest of the 90's.
The 911 attacks made the song politically incorrect and it fell off radio station playlists.
Written & sung by Don Henley in response to the daytime TV trash of the time.
It became a widely used catch phrase throughout the rest of the 90's.
The 911 attacks made the song politically incorrect and it fell off radio station playlists.
"I'd like to find your inner child and kick it's little ass" was a great line from the song get over it.
by jsd9632 February 21, 2012
A sexy woman with a very hot, wet snatch.
A woman who drips sex.
A stunning beauty whose every action causes instant hardons.
A woman who drips sex.
A stunning beauty whose every action causes instant hardons.
Bob: " Look here comes Sandra! She is so hot!"
Dave: "Hot and juicy is more like it! She gives me an instant
hardon every time I see her."
Dave: "Hot and juicy is more like it! She gives me an instant
hardon every time I see her."
by jsd9632 January 08, 2012
A line in the Clint Eastwood movie High Plains Drifter.
The outlaw comes back to town to claim his girlfriend and get
even with the town for having to go to jail. When he learns his
girlfriend had a new bed partner during his absence he confronts her. She claims to have been true and crying for him.
He comes back with "Yeah you were crying, lieing in his bed humping and crying, humping and a crying."
The outlaw comes back to town to claim his girlfriend and get
even with the town for having to go to jail. When he learns his
girlfriend had a new bed partner during his absence he confronts her. She claims to have been true and crying for him.
He comes back with "Yeah you were crying, lieing in his bed humping and crying, humping and a crying."
Bob: "Dude I heard you've been banging Dave's girl while he's been gone!"
Sam: "Yeah she still misses him, she lays in my bed humping and crying."
Sam: "Yeah she still misses him, she lays in my bed humping and crying."
by jsd9632 December 31, 2012
An actor who made several great films, some good films,
and 1 very bad film.
An actor who killed himself when he got tired of hearing all the jokes about his 1 bad film and he knew that the jokes would never go away.
This 1 bad film destroyed his social life by causing unwanted
sexual advances from people that he had no interest in.
and 1 very bad film.
An actor who killed himself when he got tired of hearing all the jokes about his 1 bad film and he knew that the jokes would never go away.
This 1 bad film destroyed his social life by causing unwanted
sexual advances from people that he had no interest in.
Bob: "Did you hear Heath Ledger killed himself?"
Sam: "I would too if evereryone thought I was queer."
Sam: "I would too if evereryone thought I was queer."
by jsd9632 January 01, 2012
When someone's mother is totally hot!
A woman who has given birth to 1 or more children but still has
a perfect body.
A beautiful woman with a delicious body who is also a mother.
A mother who dresses in such a fashion as to cause instant boners with her built for sex figure.
A woman who has given birth to 1 or more children but still has
a perfect body.
A beautiful woman with a delicious body who is also a mother.
A mother who dresses in such a fashion as to cause instant boners with her built for sex figure.
Dude 1: "Have you seen Tammy she's quite doable."
Dude 2: "Have you seen Tammy's mom? She's beyond doable
she's momalicious!
Dude 2: "Have you seen Tammy's mom? She's beyond doable
she's momalicious!
by jsd9632 August 14, 2012
A phrase made famous by the 1970's movie Animal House.
The Delta House members converted a 1960's Lincoln in to
a parade float shaped like a cake with the words "Eat Me"
written like frosting across the front.
A phrase often found on etch a sketchs in toy stores.
A greater insult than bite me.
The Delta House members converted a 1960's Lincoln in to
a parade float shaped like a cake with the words "Eat Me"
written like frosting across the front.
A phrase often found on etch a sketchs in toy stores.
A greater insult than bite me.
by jsd9632 September 27, 2012