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Definitions by jsd9632

total douchebag 

A jerkoff who has no redeeming value left at all.
An asshole who has surpassed all the limits of assholery.
A douchebag who has sunk to lowest level of douchebaggery.
A lowlife who richly deserves a severe ass beating for soiling the planet with his existance.
That total douchebag has screwed me over good this time!
total douchebag by jsd9632 April 20, 2012

sick puppy 

A degenerate lowlife.
A worthless piece of scum that has no boundaries when it comes to seeking pleasure.
A slimebag that is on a mission to reach new lows with every perverted act.
A dirtball who will abuse himself, his family and neighborhood pets to get a thrill.
As a child will display all the traits of a future serial killer.
That sick puppy kid from down the street dumped our trash can all over the yard! Looks like he got your used tampons again.
sick puppy by jsd9632 April 4, 2012

freakshow 

A person who has violated themselves with bad tattoos, way too many piercings in bizarre places and a hairstyle that only a clown could love.
Amy Winehouse.
Amy Winehouse was a pretty woman before she became a freakshow.
freakshow by jsd9632 April 4, 2012
Similar to a douchebag but slimier.
A crude guy who cultivates his chest hair wears polyester shirts and gold chains with a bad toupee.
A guy with an overinflated notion that he is smooth.
He looks in the mirror deluding himself that he is way too cool.
Drives a car that is way out of date that wasn't cool to begin with.
When he talks to women they feel like they have been violated.
He's the poster guy for sexual harassment.
Cute girl: "Watch out for the slimebag at the bar, he's totally creepy."
Cute girl 2: "Yeah I already ran into him. My boobs are still wet from him drooling on me."
slimebag by jsd9632 April 4, 2012

ticket to heaven 

In the movies when a bad person sacrifices himself to save others it is said that he has purchased his ticket to heaven.

The last minute self sacrifice to protect an innocent from an untimely death with no hesitation or concern for your own well being is to earn a ticket to heaven.
The bad guy took a bullet to save the girl thus buying his ticket to heaven.
ticket to heaven by jsd9632 March 31, 2012

what a dump 

An insult launched at someone to destroy their illusion that some place is great.
An assessment of a place of business that you visit on a back way road trip.
Your first thought at the sight of:
A low cost motel room.
A nasty eatery.
A greasy, dusty gas station with expired snack food and a gross restroom.
A line made famous by Bette Davis in the 1949 movie Beyond the Forest co-starring Joseph Cotten.
I can't believe you chose this crappy motel for our wedding night, what a dump!
what a dump by jsd9632 March 14, 2012
A phrase used by parents, bosses, supervisor or any person in a position of authority to all the stupid "what if" questions that are raised in a given situation.
Mom: "Put your toys away we are going to Grandma's."
Kid: "What I don't want to go?"
Mom: "We are going to Grandma's even if I have to drag you there."
even if by jsd9632 March 13, 2012