jrky's definitions

Calcutta Custodian

A sex act - when a female is puking with both hands on the toilet, the male inserts his penis into the womans vagina and begins to pump her so hard that her head bobs in and out of the bowl

I walked into the crapper at Moe's Tavern and gave that scracco Jane a Calcutta Custodian

by jrky February 10, 2009

conflatulations

When a fart is so loud and smelly that the fart receives compliments

Sully received conflatulations when he ripped a nasty ass bomb

by jrky March 4, 2009

Mehbraska

Your typical flyover state - Not much happens in these states other than growing corn and rednecks. Mostly flat lands filled with Walmart and Applebies. When there, its best to discuss college football and family values if you want to stay out of harm.

I had to drive through the rednecks and plains of Mehbraska on my way to LA.

by jrky August 21, 2012

Jersey City Janitor

A sexual position, where the female grabs the toilet bowl with her hands, and then the male inserts his penis into the female. He pumps so hard her head starts to bob in and out of the toilet water

I gave some girl a Jersey City Janitor in the bathrom dude!

by jrky February 9, 2009

Dinofloor

Trading Floors are dying out like the dinosaur - thus they should be called a Dinofloor.

Joe finished up his career as a trader on the Crude Oil Dinofloor.

by JRKY September 17, 2012

Enemigna

When a person receiving and/or giving an enema isn't sure of the contents of said enema bag

Horatio was unsure of his situation as he received an enemigna in a Hatian Hospital

by jrky March 2, 2009

cuntstankerous

A "cuntstankerous" woman is Bad-tempered, argumentative, uncooperative, mean, bitchy, unreasonable, shrew, un-rational, and stubborn that also has a cunt that smells worse than Calcutta in the summer.

The entire bar cleared out when that cuntstankerous bitch Phyllis walked in. The bar owner spent a week fumigating the smell of stale queef

by Jrky August 26, 2013