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MUJAK/M.U.J.A.K.

(Pronounced, "Moo Jack")

Made Up Job (for an) Ass Kisser.
A- Did you hear? "John Doe" was "promoted" to Club Operations Assistant.

B- "Club..." what?! That MUJAK position didn't exist a month ago! In other words, he's going to be "Jane's" personal ass-kissing errand boy and snitch. Watch your back!
mujak by jpm757ELC April 9, 2018
Words you can keep
It's an Islamic given to worrior who stand to protect kalimatush shahada

Mujahid is Religious, caring, Admirable soul, he's calm in nature and sweet by actions, he love standing for others and he's the jealousy man

He hide his pain behind his smile to protect others
He's the father that every family wish to have.
Mujahid
Mujahid by Anonymous Ghost August 17, 2021
Related Words
mujak Mujaheed muzak mudak Muzakkir mujahid mujahideen Mujawar musak mukaka
Pronunciation: mu̇d-ˌäk

A Russian swear word meaning an asshole, but never a smart asshole. Someone so arrogant that he doesn't even understand what a dickhead he is.

What makes this word unique - it is strictly masculine, which is not typical for the Russian profanity. You can even call a man pizda (cunt); but you never could say "she's a mudak". Neither you can form the feminine gender of the noun, like for the similar word durak (fool) - dura (feminine for durak). No way. So it's always a "dumb prick" but never a "dumb cunt".

Of course, "mudak" is an offensive word, but not as offensive as a pidar (faggot) or even a kozel (goat). Your ass would not necessarily get kicked for the use of it (it's still possible though). Some people even call themselves mudaks with some degree of vanity; e.g. the most renowned blogger of the Russian Web is pretty comfortable with a nickname Tupoi Mudak (a kind of redundancy here, i.e. the dumbest dumb jerk).
- Isn't Alex just great with all this computer shit? It seems he really knows what he's doing.
- The man is a mudak. I would not trust him to mow my lawn... or his own for that matter.

- Tofik, why are you always so rude? - 'Coz I'm a mudak, now what? Deal with it.

- So sorry for blocking your driveway, neighbor, but my car has no power, so I can't move it.
- I don't know how, but move it now, you mudak, I have a plane to catch!

- Could you close the window? I think I'm catching a cold.
- I couldn't care less, I need fresh air. Find yourself a scarf or something.
- What a mudak you are!
Mudak by Alex Ex November 21, 2013
A brand of background music used in businesses. It is "scientifically" compiled of innocuous and insipid music that is calculated not to offend anyone. Selections are carefully calibrated to the demographics of the target audience so that every age, sex, and ethnic group will be equally unhappy and unsatisfied. it is designed to subliminally motivate shoppers to shop and to motivate workers to work.
After nine hours in the store listening to nothing but Muzak, Scotty was drooling and muttering to himself. The next morning he woke up screaming because of the muzak playing in his head.
Muzak by dogbreath34 September 29, 2015
plural murakins
A loudmouth American Tourist. As defined by the way they repeatedly remind others where they are from and how things are different where they are. Usually with a mid-west or southern accent.
I'm a murakin and we don't do it that way.

How much is that in a murakin dollars?

Don't you people speak a murakin?
Murakin by Gummer Stumps July 19, 2010

Munakizzle

This word is used to replace any word, but with an extreme meaning. You can use it to replace any word when you want to emphasize on something. This word has endless meanings.
Hey did you see that new girl that was hired, she is "munakizzing" huh?

Omar can be such a "munakizzle" sometimes!

That five mile run has me feeling "munakizzed".
Munakizzle by moodizzle December 30, 2010
Islamically the warrior who struggles under greater jihad. Also fight in holy wars in the name of Allah SWT.

A confident and very smart individual who is usually a quiet person who sacrifices his smile so that others can smile. Always taken advantage of and faces many troubles in his life but is very patient. He is strong physically and in faith and makes the world a better place.
He is the guy every other guy wants to be.
i want to be a Mujahid
Mujahid by Hamzah Yusuf November 23, 2021
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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