jpg3's definitions

furry angels

Gods creatures that are sent to protect us. Aka; dogs, cats, etc.

I thank God for sending his furry angels into my life.

by jpg3 June 8, 2015

scare spastics

Those individuals that end up being scared into pissing their pants.

Watch out you don't get pissed on while frightening them scare spastics.

by jpg3 November 7, 2011

fridge69

Slang insult directed towards a gluttonous person that has just " eaten out " the entire contents of a refrigerator / freezer.

After Twiggy discovered that her room-mate Roseanne had consumed the entire contents of the refrigerator again she yelled, " Holy cow Rosie, this fridge69 shits gotta' stop !"

by jpg3 August 3, 2010

eighteen o'clock

The eighteen year anniversary that occurs precisely the moment of a persons birth.

At exactly 1:15 am a dad awoke his child and said, " Happy birthday. Its eighteen o'clock and starting right now your considered of legal age, whats your plans for the future ?"

by jpg3 September 21, 2011

cruncheesey

Any yummy food that's crunchy and cheese flavored.

Doritos and Cheetos are cruncheesey:)

by jpg3 January 25, 2014

gun or run

To have a gun and be able to use it if needed or to be unarmed and have to run and hope for the best.

When the home invaders started kicking in the door it became a gun or run scenario and the owners were glad they had invested in that Remington 870 shotgun.

by jpg3 November 8, 2011

fastlanefuck

Anyone driving slow in the fastlane on a roadway. Someone that should drive in the slowlane.

It sucks to be in a hurry and getting stuck behind a fastlanefuck.

by jpg3 July 30, 2011