Definitions by jpg3

hippocritic 

This individual is the BIGGEST type of critic. The hippocritic will complain about everyone else doing something and then do it too.

After hearing another coworker blabbering on about everyone else's screwups causing them grief one turned to the other and said, " Will you please shut the fuck up already, you friggin hippocritic dumbass."

hippocritic by jpg3 October 8, 2011

queenskank 

A higher ranking skank. Term used affectionately amongst the gay society to identify a leading skank.

Upon arriving at the gay gala the individual was greeted by the comment of " Oh, look! The queenskank is here."

queenskank by jpg3 October 7, 2011

eyecome 

ooze from the eye, eyecrusty

Pardon me but you have eyecome.

eyecome by jpg3 October 2, 2011

eighteen o'clock 

The eighteen year anniversary that occurs precisely the moment of a persons birth.

At exactly 1:15 am a dad awoke his child and said, " Happy birthday. Its eighteen o'clock and starting right now your considered of legal age, whats your plans for the future ?"

eighteen o'clock by jpg3 September 21, 2011

fuckhug 

To hug during fucking.

After sex cuddles are nice but a fuckhug is better.

fuckhug by jpg3 September 17, 2011

MTnestR 

This is what some mama's turn into when their babies leave home.

After little johnny moved out his mama turned into a fucking MTnestR.

MTnestR by jpg3 September 9, 2011

Captain Jism 

Anyone that has numerous orgasms, ejaculations.

Captain Jism splugesprayed the entire room.

Captain Jism by jpg3 September 4, 2011