jpg3's definitions

cuntrap

The bullshit so called tunes passed off as country music.

I love true country music not that cuntrap crap.

by jpg3 November 14, 2011

Recreational Reptiles

Otherwise known as Lot Lizards, hookers or prostitutes. They hang around truck stops and offer lonely drivers companionship for a little while and charge a small fee.

As gear jamming Johnny swung his rig into the highway oasis he noted many Recreational Reptiles hanging around.

by jpg3 October 14, 2012

egocide

To put yourself down. When oneself believes they are worthless and of no value.

Nobody should ever commit egocide.

by jpg3 August 10, 2014

neighbor qualified

Good neighbor's, people next door that don't annoy you.

So far in my area everyone is neighbor qualified.

by jpg3 February 1, 2015

chorephobia

The fear of doing household chores such as laundry, cleaning, making the bed, etc. , often suffered by lazy people also affected with dishphobia.

When the teenager asked about spending the night over a friends house the parents reply was, " Maybe, if you can overcome your chorephobia and do what we asked first."

by jpg3 August 5, 2010

Christmas Joy

It is the feeling you remember from your childhood and to this day have looked forward to every year because deep inside most people still have that glimmer of hope that all will be right with the world.

No matter how bad things seem to be going in our lives and it appears theres no hope for humanity we can all still endulge in the annual Christmas Joy.

by jpg3 December 2, 2010

traitard

An individual that you entrusted and was stupid enough to stab you in the back.

After running away from home at seventeen and severely screwing their parents over big time the traitard waited several years and then thought it was okay to deal with them again.

by jpg3 November 11, 2011