disinterneted

To lose ones internet connection.

The individual was happily lost in webland when abruptly they became disinterneted.

by jpg3 November 05, 2011

cheerio dick

A male penis so small that it would be able to fit thru the hole of a cheerio.

A friend asked another how the date went that a matchmaking service arranged and the response was " It seemed promising untill he showed his cheerio dick to me right there in the bar.

by jpg3 October 28, 2011

ketchupcum

When a squeezable ketchup bottle lid is popped and the juice inside spews all over the place.

The girls white sundress was ruined after a ketchupcum accident.

by jpg3 September 27, 2014

last minute helper

That person whom shows up AFTER everything else is done and offers to do something AFTER everything is already finished.

The last minute helper showed up as usual knowing they were not going to really have to do anything.

by jpg3 December 24, 2012

splugesprayed

Completly covered in sperm.

Captain Jism splugesprayed everything.

by jpg3 August 20, 2011

pedo-netter

A slimeball that sends cybersex talk to a child on the internet.

Check your kids online activity 'cause there may be a fuckin' thirty or fifty year old pedo-netter getting off by sending children disgusting messages.

by jpg3 August 22, 2011

gotsnone

Perfect answer to anyone asking for something you ain't got.

It would be great to give more money to them debt collectors but most of us gotsnone.

by jpg3 December 20, 2011