josh's definitions

poo spatter

When you fart and it puts a 'paintbrush flick' mark on your boxers/thong. Alternativly you could do it in the shower up against the tiles for cheap thrills and the funniest noise in the world, for desired effects spread cheeks.

I was in the shower, and i had the urge, so i spread my cheeks and poo spattered all over the tiles

by Josh January 31, 2005

Dirty Darrow

The act of licking the cheese off a shemales nut sack and yelling "Nut cheese, eat fresh"!

Self explanitory

by Josh March 9, 2004

nashty

when something is gross.
Instead of saying "nasty"

Thats "nashty"

by Josh April 28, 2003

octaious JR.

aid to octavious

by Josh November 4, 2003

Bips

A Male Dog. Male Only.

Aww, look at that cute bips!

by Josh April 14, 2005

flapjack

Having or pretaining to a flat white ass.

Damn Paul, get your flapjack's out my face.

by Josh February 8, 2004

Lovesock

a sock used to masterbate with.

Splatman is a no pussy getting mofo, he uses a lovesock.

by Josh October 31, 2004