josh's definitions

weenis

the skin between your fingers

ouch i got a papercut on my weenis!!!

by Josh July 13, 2003

Shlubb

n. A person of extreme laziness and extreme lack of motivation. An unmotivated recluse. Someone who expects only the bare minimum of themselves but expects offers of money and rides from their friends.

My friend is a total shlubb.

by Josh July 15, 2003

Scrump

v. Another word for humping. Usually used by men in long-term relationships where the initial novelty of sex has worn off. Used as a softer term for sex insted of other more vulgar words.

Jakie, my wife of 10 years, and I passed casual glances at each other and then began to scrump.

by Josh July 16, 2003

Greatone

Clark Lemke.

''Hey Greatone want some funny apples?''
''Hey Greatone come for your beatin'!''

by Josh July 24, 2003

Orange

A orange is something that is round and that is the colour orange. This orange has a long stem on the top.

''Mmmm.... this orange is sure juicy! And its delicuos to!

by Josh July 25, 2003

ah um

It is slang for 'i am'.

You:You going out tonight?
Me:ah um

by Josh July 26, 2003

bary

the master of all gayness

you and bary, ewwww... whats it taste like bary

by josh July 28, 2003