josh's definitions
by josh April 6, 2005
Get the crispianmug. where the hottest girls in alabama go to college to party. Guy to girl ratio is 1 to 5. A lot of blonde sorrority chicks wantin guys.
by Josh December 16, 2003
Get the Montevallomug. by Josh January 14, 2005
Get the metromug. The rule by which one determines whether or not food is safe after falling onto the floor. That is, if you are able to retrieve said item within 5 seconds, it is not dirty and is safe to eat.
* Note: in fraternity houses, this rule is the 1.5 second rule. Rule is invalid in the restroom.
* Note: in fraternity houses, this rule is the 1.5 second rule. Rule is invalid in the restroom.
Person 1: Oh no, my chicken wing fell on the floor!
Person 2: 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ...
Person 1: Got it!
Person 2: 5-second rule. It's yours, dude.
Person 2: 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ...
Person 1: Got it!
Person 2: 5-second rule. It's yours, dude.
by Josh July 10, 2004
Get the 5 second rulemug. 1)A kegstand done by someone who listens to 'emo' music while the people holding him/her up sing emo music.
2)A kegstand that lasts for two seconds, usually followed by the kegstander crying afterwards
2)A kegstand that lasts for two seconds, usually followed by the kegstander crying afterwards
1)Josh is such an emokid. We all sang 'Screaming Infidelities' while he was doing a kegstand. It was an Emo Kegstand!
2)Gmiter is such a pussy, he can only do Emo Kegstands.
2)Gmiter is such a pussy, he can only do Emo Kegstands.
by Josh December 4, 2004
Get the Emo Kegstandmug. by Josh July 4, 2004
Get the cmqmug. The meaning of 'stud'.
<etch> hay secksie, sup?
<Obliquity> Not much, just sipping my kool-aid.
<etch> leet, take some nakies for me, k?
<Obliquity> Surely !!
<Obliquity> Not much, just sipping my kool-aid.
<etch> leet, take some nakies for me, k?
<Obliquity> Surely !!
by Josh March 15, 2004
Get the Obliquitymug.