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crispian

the cutest guy in the whole wide world!
look at crispian's cute butt!
by josh April 6, 2005
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Montevallo

where the hottest girls in alabama go to college to party. Guy to girl ratio is 1 to 5. A lot of blonde sorrority chicks wantin guys.
Those Montevallo girls be kickin it.
by Josh December 16, 2003
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metro

The act of taking longer than your girfriend to get ready and also you like to paint your toenails.
Bill Stasney is sooooo metro.
by Josh January 14, 2005
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5 second rule

The rule by which one determines whether or not food is safe after falling onto the floor. That is, if you are able to retrieve said item within 5 seconds, it is not dirty and is safe to eat.

* Note: in fraternity houses, this rule is the 1.5 second rule. Rule is invalid in the restroom.
Person 1: Oh no, my chicken wing fell on the floor!
Person 2: 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ...
Person 1: Got it!
Person 2: 5-second rule. It's yours, dude.
by Josh July 10, 2004
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Emo Kegstand

1)A kegstand done by someone who listens to 'emo' music while the people holding him/her up sing emo music.

2)A kegstand that lasts for two seconds, usually followed by the kegstander crying afterwards
1)Josh is such an emokid. We all sang 'Screaming Infidelities' while he was doing a kegstand. It was an Emo Kegstand!

2)Gmiter is such a pussy, he can only do Emo Kegstands.
by Josh December 4, 2004
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cmq

TechVicks Husband and a super gay guy. Likes walks in the park and laying on the beach at night.
cmq is TechVicks husband. He loves to play with his drive shaft.
by Josh July 4, 2004
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Obliquity

The meaning of 'stud'.
<etch> hay secksie, sup?
<Obliquity> Not much, just sipping my kool-aid.
<etch> leet, take some nakies for me, k?
<Obliquity> Surely !!
by Josh March 15, 2004
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