josh's definitions

buddha benchpress

eating a fat chicks ass out while she is sitting on your face

i performed a buddha banjo last night and i tore a chest muscle

by josh February 9, 2005

ass monkey

someone who is always willing to take it in the ass for the team...

Josh is a real ass monkey

by josh November 19, 2003

streetlight manifesto

There is only one person who once did a short tour with OCG in the band.

by josh September 25, 2003

lugerism

to follow lugerism on the ideals of lugerman

that's a lugerism

by Josh October 6, 2003

oral roberts

Sorry, this one is not dirty. Oral Roberts is a college in Oklahoma. Oral Roberts is mentioned in the movie Club Dread as a sex joke though

I go to school at Oral Roberts and it is nothing like an anal johnson

by JOSH April 5, 2005

shitty mummy

The technique of rolling toilet paper many times around hand before ass wiping commences.

where did all of the shit paper go>????
oh, must have been the curse of the shitty mummy.

see also, Shitmitt.

by Josh February 8, 2005

gerp

Load of moolah

Wee look at mee im swimming in gerp

by Josh May 11, 2003