hoser

A term used to describe extremist members of volunteer fire-fighter groups. A hoser is one who holds the hose, while the actual firefighters are doing the real work. They frequent local coffeeshops till the wee morning hours. They communicate by radio, even when in close proximity to one another. Their larger-than-necessary trucks are adorned with firefighting decals and various lights. Usually overweight, they are never at a loss for displaying their newest Motorola device.

Dude, why do all the hosers have to stare at people when they pull into Dunkin' Donuts? When will they ever get a life? Someone start a fire!

by Josh January 03, 2004

Cav Scout

A trooper in the US Army.
The best damn soldier to ever wear a stettson.
See cavalry scout

I wouldn't mess with him, he's a cav scout.

by Josh May 29, 2004

sprinkles on cupcake

a nasty site able to burn the eyes of anyone who sees it

i dont even want to start

by josh March 26, 2004

fraitors

Fraitors are people that were your friends and betrayed you.

"Jessica,I can't hang out with you..your a fraitor,you told the principal that I was smoking weed in the bathroom.

by Josh October 24, 2004

divachik513

A fucking bitch who doesn't let her boyfriends have any friends.

Stop being a divachik513 and pissing my fucking friends off!

by Josh June 27, 2004

flat dick

Term used when describing a person who is idiotic or is useless, kind of like a flat dick would be.

Did you hear what Greg said the other day? He is such a flat dick!

by Josh December 09, 2004

Fucking zoo

a term used when something is out of the ordinary, or used in refrence to a really dumb comment

When James touched Ciara's bottom end, Ciara exclaimed, "James I can't believe you, what is this a fucking ZOO?"

by Josh March 26, 2003