Stan needed to take a crap badly, but there was no toilet nearby. He improvised with a bucket and 2-liter of Pepsi. He ended up with a Plop Plop Fizz Fizz.
by joseph blough February 25, 2022
When you take a massive shit so big it encompasses the entire toilet bowl, appearing like a mountain in the toilet.
Dave ate 40 Buffalo wings last night and ended up creating a Mount Feceuvious in the toilet the very next day.
by joseph blough October 12, 2022
Adam became a vegetarian and ate too many green vegetables last night. This morning he had a bad case of greenarrhia.
by joseph blough April 27, 2014
Ryan decided to play a sick joke on Sal by crapping all over his open laptop. Sal saw what Ryan did and said “thanks for the ASSdfghjkl! Now clean it up and get the fuck out of here!”
by joseph blough December 31, 2022
A bubble that comes out of your ass when you fart, which is not quite a shart but enough to give you the uncomfortable feeling of something wet in your ass. Gorpuscles can range from small and marginally moist to large, underwear-staining ass drip.
Paulie had to fart, but ended up blowing a rather large gorpuscle out of his butt. He made a beeline to the bathroom to wipe his ass.
by joseph blough October 26, 2022
Dave: Why are you always spending your time on the toilet?
Steve: I have no choice. I’m cursed for all of eternity as a doodiephiliac.
Steve: I have no choice. I’m cursed for all of eternity as a doodiephiliac.
by joseph blough March 12, 2022
Larry walked into the primate house at the zoo and exclaimed “it smells like rhinoceros ass in here!” He headed for the nearest garbage can where he proceeded to puke his guts out.
by joseph blough January 12, 2025