joseph blough's definitions

Plop Plop Fizz Fizz

1) When you take a shit in a glass of soda pop.

2) An old Alka-Seltzer ad campaign.

Stan needed to take a crap badly, but there was no toilet nearby. He improvised with a bucket and 2-liter of Pepsi. He ended up with a Plop Plop Fizz Fizz.

by joseph blough February 25, 2022

Mount Feceuvious

When you take a massive shit so big it encompasses the entire toilet bowl, appearing like a mountain in the toilet.

Dave ate 40 Buffalo wings last night and ended up creating a Mount Feceuvious in the toilet the very next day.

by joseph blough October 12, 2022

Sky Brown

A twist on the term “sky blue”, “Sky Brown” is what happens when airplanes dump the contents of their human waste from the sky. Those who up to the heavens may have the misfortune of getting dumped on by a mountain of shit.

Don was looking up at the sky when it suddenly became sky brown, only to find himself covered in feces and piss shortly thereafter.

by joseph blough August 31, 2025

transverse digestion

An unfortunate birth defect whereby one’s digestive tract is reversed, causing one to eat with their ass and crap out of their mouth. The ass must be trained to chew food in the same manner as teeth. A serious side effect of transverse digestion is halitosis.

Derek: “Hey Mike, how come you never eat with us?”
Mike: “I didn’t want you to watch me eat with my transverse digestion condition.”
Derek: “So THAT’S why your breath stinks like shit!”

by joseph blough April 8, 2022

greenarrhia

green diarrhea, resulting from excessive overeating of asparagus and other cooked green vegetables

Adam became a vegetarian and ate too many green vegetables last night. This morning he had a bad case of greenarrhia.

by joseph blough April 27, 2014

doodiephiliac

A person who never has a solid stool and always has diarrhea. And I mean all the time.

Dave: Why are you always spending your time on the toilet?

Steve: I have no choice. I’m cursed for all of eternity as a doodiephiliac.

by joseph blough March 12, 2022

gorpuscle

A bubble that comes out of your ass when you fart, which is not quite a shart but enough to give you the uncomfortable feeling of something wet in your ass. Gorpuscles can range from small and marginally moist to large, underwear-staining ass drip.

Paulie had to fart, but ended up blowing a rather large gorpuscle out of his butt. He made a beeline to the bathroom to wipe his ass.

by joseph blough October 26, 2022