jose 's definitions

pipin

to be giving head to someone

"u pipin?" said by the infamous matt
lol ashley!

by jose January 19, 2005

tijuana crime scene

Its a band as well... an emo band.

Did you hear the new Tijuana Crime Scene album?

by Jose January 2, 2005

Chantilly

Easily one of the richest schools in the nation where the sports teams only drink bottled water and the school buys plasma screen tvs and $10,000 gym mural paintings. Every once in a while has a good sports team like volleyball or girls soccer, but apparently has a nationally ranked marching band?!!Known for its lack of school spirit, wild parties, excessive amounts of drugs/alcohol and ugly guys willing take advantage of anything female (but it usually ends up being of of the hundreds of gorgeous girls at tilly)

Hey- their football team barely lost tonight. Let's go down to Chantilly and celebrate their almost-victory, because the girls are amazing and they really know how to party.

by jose April 24, 2005

redon

Incredibly huge nosed albanian.

Look at his fucking redon!!!

by Jose December 17, 2004

nob jockey

used to describe man / woman who rides cock like a horse jockey

also used as an insult

that suzy is a world class nob jockey
Andrew you fucked up this report you complete nob jockey

by Jose February 5, 2004

Inmobex

In the process of getting the horn as during text/sms sex.

I cannot be interrupted right now i am inmobex

by Jose November 24, 2004

mushe

Meaning mans sperm. Came from a rushed shorthand of the word mushroom.

You have a little mushe on your face.

by Jose April 5, 2005