Urban Dictionary: Definitions by jordan

Aunt Jamima

When a lone finger breaks through the toilet paper and comes out covered in fecal matter. Although usually dark, color may very from red to green, tan, white, or purple.

"I can't believe how cheap the bathroom tp is! That is the first aunt jamima I have had since I was a young child."

by Jordan January 4, 2004

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vaccuum

When said silently, appears as though you're saying "fuck you."

The antonym of elephant shoes

When I politely asked my deaf co-worker to get the vaccuum, she didn't talk to me for a week.

by Jordan May 9, 2004

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SoHoe

1) A woman who lives, works, or exists in the SoHo neighborhood of Manhattan. Typically wealthy, well-dressed, and not very bright.

2) A woman who will do anything to advance in the art world.

1) While in NYC, beware of SoHoes wearing silly hats from fc*uk.

2) I can't believe Sara sucked off that guy just so she'd get her own gallery. She's such a SoHoe!

by Jordan March 31, 2006

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steam loaf

It's when you shit in a pan, then put it in the stove to cook, then you munch out on it.

Drew's mom cooked a steam loaf for supper and his family loved it.

by Jordan February 9, 2005

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A term invented by Brown University students (though its usage has spread to most other colleges) refering to the penis of a man who remains perpetually unerect, even when being sexually stimulated by a woman. It is often the result of intense sexual inactivity over long periods of time. Often, men with duckles can be sexually excited by other men, and tend to become homosexuals later in life.

Linsay Lohan can't even get that guy's duckles erect......cuz he's mad gay.

by Jordan November 19, 2004

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