jordan's definitions

Rocks-My-Face-Off

An evaluatory phrase which judges a given activity's enjoyment. Fun things rock one's face off; non-fun things do not.

After seeing Catch-22 at the Avalon in Boston, Jill exclaimed to Lauren: "Dude, that totally rocked my face off!"

by Jordan February 29, 2004

Suckilucious

Word meaning suck or sucks...like the kind of suck when something is bad or when you dont want to do something

This is suckilucious

by Jordan October 19, 2004

sticky steam loaf

when u are making a steam loaf u jizz on it before u put it in

drews dad jizzed into the steam loaf and he didnt tell his family

by jordan February 11, 2005

Religionously Incorrect

1.)Being wrong about someone's religion purposly to be a fucking ass licker 2.) Racist towards black people 3.) Unknowning that your insulting a confrotation man of a GOD and you'll be soon friend with a lighting-thunder bolt up your ass hole.

1.)Quit calling me a Dick it's Religionously Incorrect!
2.) He's black! Damn Now I'm religionously Incorrect
3.)I had to get stiches in my ass hole causes I thought he was Jewish, and not Russian Orthodox.

by Jordan February 4, 2003

punk wanna be

a name you call a person when your jealos of them.

Jeez dude your a punk wanna be because everyone likes you, you have lots of money, and your good at everything you do.

by jordan May 9, 2003

Barley Fairy

When you are drinking beer in colder temperatures l, or the beer itself is a certain temperature opposite of the climate where it isnt refreshing anymore and causes a jaw-clenching pain in the bottom-back of your cheeks upon beer-sip contact due to your overloading of barely. This pain is a visit from the the Barely Fairy whom reminds us all to keep beer refreshing and at a responsible temperature while reminding to space beer sips out in colder temperatures with hard liquor or non-barley foods. The Barely Fairy has a mom tattoo, bandana and bad stubble and floats like a genie but is still a mythical creature like the Tooth Fairy with very little physical evidence; just folklore. He does't grant wishes; just gives you a sharp cheek pain probably caused by his domestic-violence genie punch.

Brent: "*ow* chuggin beer stings on this windy cool day; I think I got visited by the Barley Fairy."
Jordan: "yoh man; switch to rum and take your damn shot, the Barley Fairy has spoken; the temperature of beer to mouth ratio is too unstable."

by Jordan November 28, 2021

mammalaya

a hearty stew consisting of the taxonomy mammailia stuffed, filled, basted, and ingested and filtered throught the digestive track of a whale (preferabbly sperm).

that's some chyaunt ass mammalaya

by Jordan January 20, 2004