hand pump

background - dan brown
an insult presumably meaning 'wanker' or 'laurajean'

''can i have a bong dan'', ''fuck off you hand pump''

by jonny p January 28, 2005

crambary sause

1: a very tasty sause made of crambarys

2: when u cram wiener in a pookey so hard when u take she out u have pussle sause on it(hence thename crambury)

i threw she in my be h o thch and i had crambary sausse on my shank

by jonny p April 01, 2003

tangy fanny

a sherbert-like taste on the vagina, usually due to lack of cleanliness.

'charlie, how do you put up with laurajeans tangy fanny?'

by jonny p January 28, 2005

tweedersice

When one cuts a donkey's penis off and the skin of the nutsac so that the testicle hang out unprotected

the donkey fucked the migrant workers daughter so he weedled it

by jonny p March 28, 2003

kilbosa

a large italian super sausage

yo gerald your dad has a kilbosa, how did ur mom take it in the anal cavity?

by jonny p April 26, 2003

kilbosa

a large super suasage that i put in yo mamas mouth

yo gerald your dad has kilbosa, how did ur mom take it in the anal cavity

by jonny p April 26, 2003