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by jonny March 4, 2005
A language spoken mostly in Britain.
It derives from the popular language of 'English' but due to the great difficulty of this language, has been modified so that words above 2 syllables have been wiped out, and replaced by a selection of new words.
Chavish is reknowned for its common use of the word 'fuck,' often used as an adjective, a noun, a verb, an adverb and a pronoun.
Chavish also requires that the first syllable of one's name is taken and has 'az' added onto the end, to form a new Chavish name, eg 'Baz, Gaz, Taz, Shaz etc...'
Language experts at the university of Cambridge have been trying for years to decode this language, investing millions into 'Project Chavish' though all to no avail.
It derives from the popular language of 'English' but due to the great difficulty of this language, has been modified so that words above 2 syllables have been wiped out, and replaced by a selection of new words.
Chavish is reknowned for its common use of the word 'fuck,' often used as an adjective, a noun, a verb, an adverb and a pronoun.
Chavish also requires that the first syllable of one's name is taken and has 'az' added onto the end, to form a new Chavish name, eg 'Baz, Gaz, Taz, Shaz etc...'
Language experts at the university of Cambridge have been trying for years to decode this language, investing millions into 'Project Chavish' though all to no avail.
Chav: "Yo shaz, hows yer fuckin' kid?"
Shaz: "Buzzin' like, what is you upto now Baz?"
Chav: Im fuckin going ter get meh dole money, like, Ill catch yer later innit."
Shaz: Yeah innit.
(The Chavs Depart)
Shaz: "Buzzin' like, what is you upto now Baz?"
Chav: Im fuckin going ter get meh dole money, like, Ill catch yer later innit."
Shaz: Yeah innit.
(The Chavs Depart)
by jonny January 4, 2005
- a spray of snow on a late season northwest cascade powder day, carve it frontside, carve it back side and the spray looks like diareah off the bottom of your board, thick, mooshy snow, soupy snow, wet and soppy but fun as hell.
- the spray that come's out at the end of your "potatoe gun" when you ignite it to lounch a potatoe 100 yards
- the spray that come's out at the end of your "potatoe gun" when you ignite it to lounch a potatoe 100 yards
: - We went up to stevens pass WA last saturday in late march, 15 inches of wet soppy snow fell the day before and all day long we were getting "Potatoe Spray" Turns that sounded like we were riding the water slide at Marine World.
: - When i lived out in sultan basin we used to launch Potatoes out of our make shift Poatatoe gun and the "Potatoe Spray" from the gun when we laucnhed them would cover a 10 yard radius.
: - When i lived out in sultan basin we used to launch Potatoes out of our make shift Poatatoe gun and the "Potatoe Spray" from the gun when we laucnhed them would cover a 10 yard radius.
by jonny March 28, 2004
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