Distorted Reality

People believing events occurred or things existed in history when things were proven not have happen. Ex: Mandela Effect, Einstein's Theory of Relativity
He must have a distorted reality because Nelson Mandela did not die in prison during the 1980's
by jondich January 08, 2021
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Woke Home Invasions

A woke home invasion is where the homeowner asks the intruder to give them a few minutes to get their weapon of self-defense.
I heard about woke home invasions where the home intruder gave the homeowner 5 minutes to prepare for the attack.
by jondich October 23, 2023
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Pollyanna Speak

News, economists, and personalities in the media and politics downplay growing disasters or negative outcomes when being direct is an inconvenient truth.
I read an article on the economy that use a lot of pollyanna speak when it comes to how bad the recession is going to get.
by jondich September 28, 2022
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Kinkos Straws

Gas Station and Fast Food straws made from paper and taste like copy paper when used for drinking.
I had to use Kinkos Straws today at my local gas station because the store got rid of plastic straws.
by jondich October 28, 2021
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Biblical

Some event or thing that is beyond mundane or is historical
That game was biblical because it went into overtime on a controversial playcall.
by jondich February 14, 2022
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Pasttime Pop Music

Music that consists of different genres ranging from Early Jazz and Big Band, Early R&B, Early Rock and Roll, Doo-Woop, and Loung music. The time period usually dates from the Early 20th Century up to the 1960s
My Favorite Pasttime Pop Music is Glenn Miller and Bobby Darin.
by jondich June 09, 2021
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Nickel and Dime Economics

Governments tax people through excess fees, legal penalties, and other forms of taxation in the hope to recoup revenue.
one city in Missouri imposed many new fines and taxes to add revenue to their budget. The method they implemented is called Nickel and Dime Economics
by jondich September 20, 2022
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