jondich's definitions

Candyland Economics

Government and Central Bank policies of lower interest rates, higher taxes, wealth redistribution, and stimulus spending to create supposed prosperity or alleviate economic ills without the realization of any negative effects occurring as a result of their economic actions in the economy.

The recent Inflation Reduction Act is Candyland economics because it spends more money and increases taxes, instead of addressing the issue of inflation which is a monetary problem.

by jondich September 18, 2022

Wallet Fluid

A person or business that goes back and forth on ripping other people off.

That Vet is very Wallet Fluid becuase they always change their prices on pet care.

by jondich February 10, 2023

jurisdiction pud-pulling

When people and/or organizations fight over responsibilities or ownership of a situation or duty

Two District Attorneys are jurisdiction pud-pulling over this murder rather than solving the crime.

by jondich February 28, 2020

The 285 Salute

Giving people who cut you off or commit other transgressions in traffic the middle finger at the next stop or stalled traffic is stalled. 285 is the common interstate in the Atlanta, GA Area known as "The Perimeter".

I gave a guy the 285 salute after he jumped out in front of me at the next stop.

by jondich April 27, 2025

Woke Wireless

Famous conservative talk show host Mark Levin created a term to describe cell phone companies that promote left-leaning agendas like social justice, LGBTQIA, etc.

Pure Talk Wireless is the antidote to Woke Wireless and shares my values.

by jondich January 13, 2023

Giggling themselves

A long period of masturbation or playing on her phone with driving or sitting down.

Are they giggling themselves because they're stopped at a green light?

by jondich January 28, 2023

propane sexual

A person who obsesses over gas grills and propane accessories. Typically Rednecks or Outdoor Wannabes

He is a propane sexual. How many gas grills does he have?

by jondich October 6, 2017