by Jonathan March 09, 2005

(n) a physical ailment, much like tendonitis, where after one falls asleep on the keyboard at work/school/home, he/she wakes up with the imprint of the keys on his/her face.
by jonathan May 13, 2005

"Woah, Jimmy! You almost got perfect on that spelling test! Which word did you misspell?"
"Baddest, Greg. Baddest."
"Baddest, Greg. Baddest."
by Jonathan May 31, 2004

by Jonathan October 02, 2003

by jonathan November 21, 2003

skanky blonde Trojan cheerleaders, refuse to walk anywhere, all hook up with the same people and practice on each other, suck at cheerleading and only do it to get some ass, which they do on a regular basis b.c they are all WHORES!
by Jonathan December 13, 2004

Dude, I was drinking my margarita when Kate grabbed it, poured absolut voldka into it, took a small sip, spat it out onto the floor, and then started yelling at everyone that she was so wasted! It was a Kate sip!
by Jonathan June 18, 2006
