jonathan's definitions

starbucks

A place for hairy lesbians, metrosexuals, "artists", people who can't be away from their laptops for more than 5 minutes, uptight wanna-be rich bitches, people who can't drink coffee without removing their shoes and "soccer moms" hang out. They also, incidently, have great coffee.

I got a coffee at Starbucks and learned that orange is the new black, horrah!

by Jonathan January 13, 2005

Freak den

An area, typically an establishment, where people so weird they'd be turned down by the circus gather and attempt to socialize.

I wouldn't go to that bar if they were handing out free beer! It's a freak den!

Man, Harvard Square is such a free den.

by Jonathan January 13, 2005

smashed

Word used to describe a vagina that's beat and/or resembles pastrami.

She must have just got through fucking an army of dudes because she was smashed!

She wouldn't feel a fence post there, she's smashed.

by Jonathan January 14, 2005

Esquire

a title of respect for a member of the English gentry ranking just below a knight; placed after the name.

Also sounds super cool and makes you feel important. So put it after your name, and be cool... like me.

My name is Hendel, Jon Hendel ESQ.

by Jonathan January 17, 2005

arch

To snap ones teeth at another person.

Jimmy looked at Patty and said "arch".

by Jonathan February 3, 2005

lo budg

Refers to someone that is either full of themself, dumb, or immature. It can also be used to describe a situation where someone has treated someone else poorly.

"Man, those chicks are so lo budg!"

"Dude, theres no reason for that. That's just lo budg"

by Jonathan February 21, 2005

slant

an asian girl's pu-nanny

I got some slant from lucy liu

by jonathan February 24, 2005