Definitions by jonathan

bumfucked 

The act of having your bum fucked. Taking a dick up your ass for sexual gratification purposes.

The young gay lad was worried because he knew that now he had Come Out and accepted his sexuality, that he would more than likely get bumfucked. Why couldn't his life be easy like lesbians who just Come Out and get on with things? Why would he have to bend over and take it up the ass? Sheesh, he wasn't looking forward to being bumfucked but it would be a part of his life now.

bumfucked by Jonathan June 22, 2004

Squits 

Squits or Squirty Shit as it's more commonly known.

He had just enjoyed a great curry and felt the need to pass some wind as an appreciation but what he thought was a fart, was instead soemthing a lot heavier.....

His trousers were now full to brimming with the squits and of the most rancid, dead rat smelling type aswell.

Squits by Jonathan June 21, 2004

analsex

The act of putting your penis up someone else's ass for sexual pleasure.

The guy got home and knew he needed to make love, he reached over and rubbered up his partner. Loads of lube was used and they had wild and passionate analsex.

analsex by Jonathan June 21, 2004

barebacking 

The act of fucking up the ass without wearing a rubber.

He loved the feeling of intimacy barebacking brought him but knew his dick would be covered in shit when he pulled it out.

barebacking by Jonathan June 21, 2004

badest 

1)To spell "baddest" incorrectly, which is ALSO not a word.

2)To misspell a non-existing word.

"Woah, Jimmy! You almost got perfect on that spelling test! Which word did you misspell?"

"Baddest, Greg. Baddest."

badest by Jonathan May 31, 2004

Fridh

Is the myth the legend the man.

Dennis: Who's Fridh?
Carl: He is the man
Richard: Don't forget that he is the legend to!

Fridh by Jonathan May 29, 2004

Keano 

To physically hurt someone. To fuck someone up. Origin: Roy Keane one of the baddest motherfuckers of all time.

Yo i keano'd that dude at the bar when he started dissin' me.

Keano by Jonathan May 27, 2004