Lay A Fungi

Noun: An extremely smelly fart.

"Ewwwwww! Capie, you 'layed a fungi', didn't you?"

by Jonathan December 01, 2003

McDerby

A term you would call an irishman with the last name "Derby" to piss him off because you are a cigar smoking cheese holed dick bastard who'd like a punch in the mouth.

Hey! Throw the darts McDerby! *recieves a punch in the face*

by Jonathan April 10, 2004

Stop & Shop

A heartless corporation that under pays their employees despite the growth in the cost of living, thus lowering the quality of life.

I'd rather give handjobs to cats than work in Stop & Shop.

by Jonathan January 13, 2005

Hyna

A ghetto, hispanic hot chick that looks like she rolls with some gangsters, but doesn't.

fuck there's hynas everywhere, shit someone heard me, run!!!!!!!

by jonathan December 24, 2003

hoose

term used for sound effects.

*while a character in a video game is getting punched* "hoose hoose hoose!"

by Jonathan June 19, 2006

moé

Bastardization for quebeckers of "moi".

C't'à moé ça!.
Donne moé ça.

by Jonathan January 29, 2004

smartjova

Sexyness, in black gay male form.

I haven't been fucked by a SmartJova in a while.

by Jonathan February 08, 2003