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Buttsausage. The term for a gay man's enormous cock, that he puts up other men's butts, forcing them to fart like mad as their rectums strain to handle the girth.
The gay fella saw the young dude in the white jeans and couldn't help but look at his big package. He wondered if he could take all that buttsausage. His crack was still a bit tender from the night before so he thought better of it but what a wonderful idea it had been.
by Jonathan October 4, 2004
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Bistromathics is an extremely powerful addendum to improbability science used to power the ship Bistromath, owned by Fjord modelor Slartibartfast. It operates on a few major factors of suspected values versus actual values of Italian dining. 2 of such values are:
1. The amount of reservations made to an Italian restaurant versus the amount of people that actually show up. Both are entirely arbitrary values completely unrelated to one another.
2. The prices of the food in the menu versus the actual amount paid. The values are also completely arbitray and unrelated with the exception of the fact that they are never the same.
Bistromathics is an extremely powerful addendum to improbability science used to power the ship Bistromath, owned by Fjord modelor Slartibartfast. It operates on a few major factors of suspected values versus actual values of Italian dining. 2 of such values are:
1. The amount of reservations made to an Italian restaurant versus the amount of people that actually show up. Both are entirely arbitrary values completely unrelated to one another.
2. The prices of the food in the menu versus the actual amount paid. The values are also completely arbitray and unrelated with the exception of the fact that they are never the same.
by Jonathan December 1, 2004
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jim:no man he fucked my girlfriend last night, he can't be gay
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gary:hes a metrosexual, bob
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