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buttsausage

Buttsausage. The term for a gay man's enormous cock, that he puts up other men's butts, forcing them to fart like mad as their rectums strain to handle the girth.
The gay fella saw the young dude in the white jeans and couldn't help but look at his big package. He wondered if he could take all that buttsausage. His crack was still a bit tender from the night before so he thought better of it but what a wonderful idea it had been.
by Jonathan October 4, 2004
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Bistromathics

See: Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy Part 3 (Life, The Universe, and Everything)

Bistromathics is an extremely powerful addendum to improbability science used to power the ship Bistromath, owned by Fjord modelor Slartibartfast. It operates on a few major factors of suspected values versus actual values of Italian dining. 2 of such values are:

1. The amount of reservations made to an Italian restaurant versus the amount of people that actually show up. Both are entirely arbitrary values completely unrelated to one another.

2. The prices of the food in the menu versus the actual amount paid. The values are also completely arbitray and unrelated with the exception of the fact that they are never the same.
Bistromathics have given rise to incredible new advancements in improbability propulsion.
by Jonathan December 1, 2004
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metro sexual

Technically, the word was created improperly and is very much misnamed. Sexual should be taken out of the word because the sexual part of metro sexual is merely to relate the term to homosexual. In actuallity, metrosexuality has nothing to do with sexuality at all. A metrosexual is just a man who cares a great deal about outward appearance and sensitivity.
That sensitivity wannabe is such a pseudo-metrosexual.
by Jonathan December 1, 2004
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sorta kinda

"kinda sorta" backwards. It has the same meaning, but sounds worse.
-Having a Good Day?

-Meh... (kinda sorta/sorta kinda)
by Jonathan December 2, 2004
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burger shot

A punch to the cooter.
Smashing the vagina with your fist.
She wouldn't put out so I gave her a burger shot.
by Jonathan December 4, 2004
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shark

often used in pool or billiards to describe a hustler or very talented player.
There are pool sharks in many Paul Newman movies.
by Jonathan February 17, 2004
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metrosexual

bob:ace is such a fag
jim:no man he fucked my girlfriend last night, he can't be gay
gary:hes a metrosexual, bob
by jonathan February 23, 2004
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