jon ronson's definitions

Val

A waste of time, a stupid thing to do when you could do other more useful things

“I’m going to play valorant”
“No, that’s val, play fortnite”

by Jon ronson June 10, 2022

piss tank

the bulging protuberance on a female between her cunt and waste band; may also be referred to as a gunt

look at the piss tank on that slag its like a space hopper

by jon ronson July 29, 2006

shrunkled

The shrivelling or deformation of a body extremity

That water was so cold it has shrunkled my winky

by jon ronson July 29, 2006

crimson crowbar

slang for the male genitalia

that turd bent his crimson crowbar up that bitch last night

by jon ronson July 29, 2006

skinhead in a canoe

descriptive word representing the labia and clitoris

" i took her pants off and it was like looking at a little skinhead in a canoe "

by jon ronson July 29, 2006

Racistphobic

Racistphobic: noun-Someone who hates racists
Racistphobic: adjective-to hate racists
racism is not good this is just a joke 😊

“Ugh I hate racists”
“Dude, that’s kinda Racistphobic”

by Jon ronson June 10, 2022

council knees

the overstretched knee area of a pair of tight trousers or leggings, usually caused by being grossly over worn

look at the council knees on that tramp

by jon ronson July 29, 2006