7 definitions by jon ronson

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descriptive word representing the labia and clitoris
" i took her pants off and it was like looking at a little skinhead in a canoe "
by jon ronson July 29, 2006
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the bulging protuberance on a female between her cunt and waste band; may also be referred to as a gunt
look at the piss tank on that slag its like a space hopper
by jon ronson July 29, 2006
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slang for the male genitalia
that turd bent his crimson crowbar up that bitch last night
by jon ronson July 29, 2006
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pronounced " a gurd"

To be slightly annoyed but in a good way; for friends to annoy with childish tomfoolery/taunts.
that prick has agered my head off me but i dont mind really
by jon ronson July 29, 2006
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The shrivelling or deformation of a body extremity
That water was so cold it has shrunkled my winky
by jon ronson July 29, 2006
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the overstretched knee area of a pair of tight trousers or leggings, usually caused by being grossly over worn
look at the council knees on that tramp
by jon ronson July 29, 2006
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To have your personal rights violated in an underhand and clandestine way
My mother has sninzened where i stash my porn she found it while "supposedley" cleaning my room.Ive been sninzened.
by jon ronson July 29, 2006
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