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New York

Many see New York as the only city in the world. This is not true. But there is no doubt that it is a fantastic city. I grew up in a suburb north of New York City called Westchester, and taking the train to the city is the coolest feeling, seeing the ugliness of Harlem, or the beauty of 42nd street. It's really fantastic. And it's the home of Broadway. Broadway kicks ass.
Avenue Q and Assassins are the best shows in New York right now.
by Jon June 18, 2004
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Grand Central

An anomaly to me. It doesn't make sense. It is the largest train station in the world. It's one of the most gorgeous pieces of architect work and artwork in American history. It is a piece of art to walk through there. Yet it is only served by Metro-North Commuter Rail Road, the second largest commuter railroad in the nation. The first, Long Island Railroad, and not far behind New Jersey Transit, AND Amtrak ALL THREE operate out of Penn Station, a tiny basement under Madison Square Garden. Half of the tracks at Grand Central are empty. Why Amtrak was taken out of Grand Central is beyond me. The only reason Long Island Railroad and NJT aren't in there is because all tracks point north.
Grand Central has Metro-North Commuter Railroad, Subways (4)(5)(6)(7)(S), and lots and lots of shopping and food courts.
by Jon June 18, 2004
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Avenue Q

1. Winner of the Tony Award for Best Musical, Best Score, Best Lyrics, and Best Book in 2004.
2. The funniest show I've ever seen on Broadway.
3. A parody of Sesame Street.

Abbr. "Q"
Holy fuck! Q beat Wicked at best musical!
by Jon June 18, 2004
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hairy dogs cock

a male penis that is very hairy
"Do you suck hairy dogs cocks"
by jon June 19, 2004
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bangin

The Techno knock in Electronic music. Hard hitting repetious music. Something highly agreed to for rolling
"This is a bangin mix"
by jon June 19, 2004
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biab

Be Back In A Bit - used in internet chat rooms when leaving the keyboard for a while
by Jon June 25, 2004
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yurk

Yurk: describing the feeling of cuming. it can also be the actual jiz itself
Usually when I eff her, I am like Yurk, but last night was soo good, I was like Yuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrk.
by Jon June 29, 2004
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