jon's definitions

fluffes

Fluffes means to get someones attention, by fluffing them with something. That something can be anything, and you shouldn't include what it is. It is just a attention getter.

Morthy fluffes Joe|Away.

by Jon February 18, 2005

Mecca

A slang reference to Releigh, North Carolina. As everyone in Raleigh treats this town like it is the apex of the civilized world, so "mecca" is a easy way to make fun of these jack-asses.

It's time to make my pilgrimage up to Mecca

by Jon February 18, 2005

pile

anything that is a piece of shit, somthing that crappy,old or broken..

Dude your car is a pile. (meaning your car is a piece of shit)Can even mean a person who is lazy or just a waste of life)

by jon May 13, 2005

waste

A person who has done nothing with thier life and never will...

Dave you are a waste of flesh dont talk to me.

by jon May 13, 2005

weenor

the real way to spell weiner. can be used to describe the penis. or simply a hot dog. or someone who is a whimp.

Suck my weenor. or Let's go buy weenors. You are a weenor.

by Jon May 13, 2005

klar

Klar is definied simply:

1.) The state of being klar faced.
2.) Of or related to klar face.

The girl is ridiculously klar faced.

by Jon February 21, 2005

klar face

1.) When the ratio of white visible electromagnetic waves to non-visible or non-white electromagnetic waves becomes approximately 2:1.
2.) Googly eyes.

Peter Kane is a total Klar Face.

by Jon February 21, 2005