jolly roger's definitions

whack

To kill or assissinate an individual.

After John Kerry chose Hillary Clinton as his vice president she hired Bills old button men to whack Kerry so she would become president by default.

by Jolly Roger March 24, 2004

Cowboy cold

1. Any beer that is cooler than the ambient tempurature.
2. Being colder than you have ever been.

1. Neighbor: Hey bud I double dog dare you to give me one of those beers.
Bud: They're not cold yet.
Neighbor: I don't care, it feels cowboy cold to me.

2. I woke up this morning and my hair was frozen to my horses chest, it was cowboy cold last night.

by Jolly Roger October 8, 2004

BB Stacker

Navy term for Aviation Ordnanceman who's job it is to load bombs and missiles on military aircraft as well as load and maintain other aircraft armament systems. See Ordy

The BB Stackers are working round the clock with the Intigrated Weapons Team to ensure all aircraft are combat ready.

by Jolly Roger March 25, 2004

porker

A desirable female with buxom proportions.

She is a fine porker.

by Jolly Roger March 19, 2004

Diesel Dyke

A lesbian trucker who is often unattractive sporting a butch haircut, broad shoulders, chain drive wallet, tattoos, flannel shirt, blue jeans and a tire knocker, often missing one or more front teeth as a result of bar room brawling.

Mr. Public's wife used to be cute but she changed after she had a few kids. She chopped her hair, got tattoos and started hanging out with all her lesbian friends at the truck stop, she turned into a diesel dyke.

by Jolly Roger August 17, 2004

pure

1) Having no impurities.
2) To be 100% authentic.
3) To be undiluted.

lab analysis revealed the substance to be 100% pure cocaine.

by Jolly Roger March 24, 2004

meat puppets

1)Penises 2) to play meat puppets 3) An 80's punk band.

The members of NAMBLA like to play meat puppets with little boys.

by Jolly Roger March 15, 2004