Definitions by johnzilla1126

got hands 

can catch or fight really well

Ryan: (impressed) Dude's got hands.
Xander: I think they're paws, actually.
Ryan: Whatever. We can definitely use him on the team.

got hands by johnzilla1126 September 14, 2025

RME 

abbreviation for "rolling my eyes"

the city of Dallas really traded Luka AND Micah in the same year? RME & SMH.

RME by johnzilla1126 August 28, 2025

Son-of-a-glitch

A less crass way of saying "son-of-a-bitch"

(Redstone Ned evades an anvil, blocks off a wall of arrows, shields himself from TNT which causes him to fall, breaks his aforementioned fall with a water bucket, and uses a torch to avoid being suffocated by gravel)

Redstone Ned: Oh, oh, oh, yeah! Is that all you can do? Is that all you got?
Unknown Player: (gets tired of Redstone Ned refusing to die so he types in "/kill RedStoneNed")
Redstone Ned: You son-of-a-glitch....
Unknown Player: (enters in the command, killing Redstone Ned)

Son-of-a-glitch by johnzilla1126 August 8, 2025

Boof

to stick a drug or any illicit substance up your butt

"Whatever you do, don't try freebasing it..."
"free-what?"
"and never, ever inject it..."
"and how would we even..."
"and don't even think about boofing it, you little perverts!"
"Boof?"
"You know...when you stick it up your ar-"

Boof by johnzilla1126 November 22, 2024

hearties 

What pirates call shipmates or friends

Ahoy there, me hearties!

hearties by johnzilla1126 May 19, 2024

Salty 

upset about something

2 problems tho:

1) they're division rivals with the Ravens

2) I'm still salty about the Amari Cooper trade

Salty by johnzilla1126 May 19, 2024

Kiss and tell

to publicly share details of private interactions, especially sexual relationships, in a book, article, or interview.

This isn't a kiss and tell book

Kiss and tell by johnzilla1126 May 19, 2024