wankster

A gangster who never prospers or makes money; especially one that fronts.

You got yo' ass in jail AGAIN?! Damn, boy, you a wankster.

by johnson February 19, 2003

sphyre

incredibly fucking elite.

Dude, that's so totally sphyre.

by johnson March 23, 2003

XD

A laughing face. Hey, it's better than lol.

When I was walking to the mall my friends got hit by a car and were killed XD

by Johnson March 30, 2003

polytarp

A weird-ass Canadian.

Shit, the polytarp is fucking strange.

by Johnson November 30, 2004

Scrimmy

A person who constantly stares at nothing in particular, a practice also known as "spacing".

"For God's sake Scrimmy, will you stop spacing!!!"
"...........I'm not.............."

by johnson December 19, 2003

snooker

A British leisure game similar to billiards (invented before billiards) where you try to hit each colored ball into one of the six pockets.

Snooker is a pretty fun game to play.

by JOHNSON October 17, 2003

Nilesh

An alien, snob wannabe...a.k.a. LOSER. An inconsiderate loser who has nothing better to do then brag and boast about a piece of crap gameboy advance..that isnt even SP. Also commonly refered to as...Tha Thanksgiving Basher.

"this is a very rare device",said Jason
"stop being such a damn Nilesh jay" says john

by Johnson January 27, 2004