johnson's definitions

Chud

Chewing Gum

Got any Chud?

by Johnson September 27, 2003

limp

weak

he has a limp dick hence he is unable to fuck his wife

by johnson August 3, 2003

polytarp

A weird-ass Canadian.

Shit, the polytarp is fucking strange.

by Johnson November 29, 2004

shebang

The entire, the whole; the whole part of. the whole enchilada

If I win, I get the whole shebang.

by johnson October 19, 2003

Nilesh

An alien, snob wannabe...a.k.a. LOSER. An inconsiderate loser who has nothing better to do then brag and boast about a piece of crap gameboy advance..that isnt even SP. Also commonly refered to as...Tha Thanksgiving Basher.

"this is a very rare device",said Jason
"stop being such a damn Nilesh jay" says john

by Johnson January 27, 2004

Steam

The only thing on the face of the earth that could have so many errors. Using it is like unwanted anal sex by some big burly man named Betty.

2)Satan's HL replacement for WON.

Wow, gg steam. GJ with making 24 out of the 29 people on NAR#2 the Gorge Hideout server randomly drop, completely ruining the game.

Wait... why are 666 and a bunch of pentagrams with stars in them included in the steam help file?

by Johnson August 23, 2004

lightning

A strike of electricity that comes from the ground up to a cummolimbus cloud.

Fred saw lightning and said "whoaaooaoaoaoaoa I win!"

by JOHNSON October 30, 2003