johnson's definitions

wankster

A gangster who never prospers or makes money; especially one that fronts.

You got yo' ass in jail AGAIN?! Damn, boy, you a wankster.

by johnson February 18, 2003

Vanilla Coke

The single grestest consumable product to ever exist.

Ooh, look, a bottle of Vanilla Coke *orgasm*

by Johnson February 19, 2003

Balmore

Ayoh, it's Balmer, huns. >_>

I live in Balmer, Murland and there was a big far down on Norf Abnoo sao the far injuns put it aoyt.

by Johnson March 5, 2003

Stickyface

The act of ejaculating into a sock and smacking someone in the face with it.

Dude, Kyle totally gave Tim a stickyface this morning.

"I DUEL YOU! *smack*"

by Johnson March 7, 2003

sphyre

incredibly fucking elite.

Dude, that's so totally sphyre.

by johnson March 23, 2003

Homestar Jr.

A veggie burger, with olive eyes with red pupils, and a big leafy smile.

Put that fweaking sandwich down!

by Johnson March 29, 2003

XD

A laughing face. Hey, it's better than lol.

When I was walking to the mall my friends got hit by a car and were killed XD

by Johnson March 29, 2003