johnson's definitions

Leroy Brown

1. n/v(depends on usage) When u have eaten many a fast food burrito, or any food that gives u the mad floobs, or anything that makes u take an uber chinchilla(one submitted my Pace the all knowing), and u kno u have some massive browness building up in ur colon so u run to the bathroom. When u get there, u find the door is locked, so u bust it down, only to find someone else taking a dump. So u sit on his/her head and consume his body through your anus. After this, u take a dump w/ includes ur fast food burritos and the perosn u comsumed analy. At this point, ur friend looks like a black dude from being in ur colon and all, so u call this shit a 'Leroy Brown'.
2. n My black fried from school. Good guy.
3. n To take a shit to massive, u are able to take it out of the toilet and form a black dude from the poop. This black dude poop sculpture is known as a Leroy Brown

1. Holy shit dude i just fuckin Leroy Browned Johnny.

2. Hey Leroy, whats up man.

3. Dude check this Leroy Brown i just made! INSANE!

by johnson September 3, 2004

skez

Another term for herpes

She got skez after sleeping with Turd Furgeson.

by Johnson August 25, 2004

Steam

The only thing on the face of the earth that could have so many errors. Using it is like unwanted anal sex by some big burly man named Betty.

2)Satan's HL replacement for WON.

Wow, gg steam. GJ with making 24 out of the 29 people on NAR#2 the Gorge Hideout server randomly drop, completely ruining the game.

Wait... why are 666 and a bunch of pentagrams with stars in them included in the steam help file?

by Johnson August 23, 2004

floobs

when a take a wet shit that splashes up back into ur butt, causing u to take another shit.

taco bell gives me the floobs.

by johnson July 31, 2004

Haugputzarahelvíti

Is að man that thinks he is very good in CS but actually is so bad that it´s hard to look at it

Valli is one of the most haugputzarahelvíti in the world

by Johnson April 30, 2004

butchmaster

street name for Butchington C-grove
slangs clorox on the regular while hes coston on teh poop deck has his nicca bob slang them shits for him

BuTCHMASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAND IN YOUR CONFESSIONS!!!!!!!!

by Johnson April 28, 2004

Nilesh

An alien, snob wannabe...a.k.a. LOSER. An inconsiderate loser who has nothing better to do then brag and boast about a piece of crap gameboy advance..that isnt even SP. Also commonly refered to as...Tha Thanksgiving Basher.

"this is a very rare device",said Jason
"stop being such a damn Nilesh jay" says john

by Johnson January 27, 2004