johnson's definitions

Leroy Brown

1. n/v(depends on usage) When u have eaten many a fast food burrito, or any food that gives u the mad floobs, or anything that makes u take an uber chinchilla(one submitted my Pace the all knowing), and u kno u have some massive browness building up in ur colon so u run to the bathroom. When u get there, u find the door is locked, so u bust it down, only to find someone else taking a dump. So u sit on his/her head and consume his body through your anus. After this, u take a dump w/ includes ur fast food burritos and the perosn u comsumed analy. At this point, ur friend looks like a black dude from being in ur colon and all, so u call this shit a 'Leroy Brown'.
2. n My black fried from school. Good guy.
3. n To take a shit to massive, u are able to take it out of the toilet and form a black dude from the poop. This black dude poop sculpture is known as a Leroy Brown

1. Holy shit dude i just fuckin Leroy Browned Johnny.

2. Hey Leroy, whats up man.

3. Dude check this Leroy Brown i just made! INSANE!

by johnson September 3, 2004

skez

Another term for herpes

She got skez after sleeping with Turd Furgeson.

by Johnson August 25, 2004

mav3rick

a cheating koonie that hacks up the world of online CS -_-

"wtf mav3rick just hacked me thru 5 walls"

by johnson November 12, 2004

south sandwich islands

a volcanic island chain that is southeast of the falkland islands.

I took a trip to the South Sandwich Islands.

by JOHNSON October 17, 2003

anthrax

the best heavy metal band to ever play

i went to an anthrax concert

by JOHNSON September 14, 2003

Stickyface

The act of ejaculating into a sock and smacking someone in the face with it.

Dude, Kyle totally gave Tim a stickyface this morning.

"I DUEL YOU! *smack*"

by Johnson March 7, 2003

Balmore

Ayoh, it's Balmer, huns. >_>

I live in Balmer, Murland and there was a big far down on Norf Abnoo sao the far injuns put it aoyt.

by Johnson March 5, 2003