johnson's definitions

suck it easy, bitch

a phrase used to wish one luck on their next oral sex conquest

The Real Ashley: "Good night, guys!"
The Fake Ashley: "Suck it easy, bitch!"
The Real Ashley: "Thanks, you too!"

by johnson January 3, 2005

rtm

acronym for Ruining The Mood. When one disrupts the joyous balance in a social situation.

Steve rtm'ed the party by getting drunk and grabbing everyone's asses

by Johnson May 13, 2005

butchmaster

street name for Butchington C-grove
slangs clorox on the regular while hes coston on teh poop deck has his nicca bob slang them shits for him

BuTCHMASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAND IN YOUR CONFESSIONS!!!!!!!!

by Johnson April 28, 2004

Haugputzarahelvíti

Is að man that thinks he is very good in CS but actually is so bad that it´s hard to look at it

Valli is one of the most haugputzarahelvíti in the world

by Johnson April 30, 2004

mav3rick

a cheating koonie that hacks up the world of online CS -_-

"wtf mav3rick just hacked me thru 5 walls"

by johnson November 12, 2004

polytarp

A weird-ass Canadian.

Shit, the polytarp is fucking strange.

by Johnson November 29, 2004

Bladge

1)an adolescent, facial hair wearing dorkalork who belongs to a very exclusive group 2)a big smelly crap, usually perpetrated by said dorkalork

Man, did Bladge ever lay such a bladge the other day.

by Johnson December 13, 2003