johnson's definitions

micronesia

The Federated States Of Micronesia is and island nation in the Pacific Ocean. It's capital is Palir.

Micronesia is a country.

by JOHNSON October 18, 2003

women's tennis

A huge spectators sports in which girls jump up and down and grunt in skin-tight clothes.

I like watching women's tennis.

by JOHNSON October 19, 2003

kazakstan

The 9th largest country in the world.
Capital: Astana
Borders China, Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan, Turmenistan, and Russia.
Has nuclear missiles from the former Soviet Union.

My trip to Kazakstan was interesting.

by JOHNSON October 19, 2003

Predators

The Best hockey team.

The Nashville Predators are doing good this year.

by JOHNSON October 19, 2003

shebang

The entire, the whole; the whole part of. the whole enchilada

If I win, I get the whole shebang.

by johnson October 19, 2003

Lump

1. A great song by The Presidents of the United States of America.
2. Someone who does nothing but sit around.

Lump is a great song.

by JOHNSON October 20, 2003

Faggotry

Excessive ornamentation in visual design that interferes with communication instead of enhancing it.

"Too much design faggotry. It gets in the way of communicating the idea."

by johnson October 24, 2003