johnson's definitions

wankster

A gangster who never prospers or makes money; especially one that fronts.

You got yo' ass in jail AGAIN?! Damn, boy, you a wankster.

by johnson February 18, 2003

toggi

one word: hunk

a man who the chicks are all over

by Johnson January 22, 2004

Bladge

1)an adolescent, facial hair wearing dorkalork who belongs to a very exclusive group 2)a big smelly crap, usually perpetrated by said dorkalork

Man, did Bladge ever lay such a bladge the other day.

by Johnson December 13, 2003

raquetball

a britsish sport similar to squash.

I am very good at raquetball!

by JOHNSON October 17, 2003

angry serbian

a person who has lived or lives in serbia who becomes fairly disconcerted at certain things, usually regarding insulting his country by saying they play soccer with cans

boy: watch out! there's an angry serbian
angry serbian: cigla u glavu

by johnson October 15, 2003

Qatar

A generally small bich pretty wealthy country on the northern side of Saudi Arabia. It is not oil rich but makes most of its income in Military Base uses. Many countries use its bases due to strategic location such as the US, UK, Poland, and even its own army.
Capital: Doha

No one on the news pronounces Qatar correctly.

by JOHNSON November 10, 2003

the presidents of the united states of the united states of america

perhaps on of the greatest bands to ever play.

The presidents of the united states of the united states of america are a great bans!

by JOHNSON September 18, 2003