johnnylongprong's definitions
by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009
Get the mr. gribblermug. by johnnylongprong April 29, 2009
Get the prick ticklermug. What? One grand to slip my tocker into your whore bore? You can go get fucked...by someone else, I should add.
by johnnylongprong March 2, 2009
Get the Whore Boremug. A type of internal combustion engine consisting of a triangular rotor which rotates in an eccentric orbital motion around a epitrochoid housing. Advantages of this design are a compact size, mechanical simplicity (a two rotor engine has only three moving parts), high potential power output proportional to size, lightweight, high-revving and extremely smooth in operation. Disadvantages include high rate of fuel and oil consumption, complex sealing arrangement and high seal count, weak torque, more fragile than a four-stroke piston engine, and lower long term reliability. Also known as a Wankel engine (pronounced 'Vonkel') after it's inventor, Dr Felix Wankel.
by johnnylongprong March 8, 2009
Get the rotary enginemug. A trekkie is a super nerd whose definition of a life is watching star trek all day and collecting star trek memorabilia. Lost their 'virginity' to a well-lubed sunglasses case lined with crab meat and plastic wrapping foil stuck between the bed and the mattress, with a facial photo of their favorite female character stuck to the pillow. Either that or their hand. First time they saw a chick's box was in a Penthouse magazine.
by johnnylongprong March 7, 2009
Get the trekkiemug. 
the best bit about rooting pregnant women is when you're shakin' hands with the baby and get a hand job at the same time.
by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009
Get the shakin' hands with the babymug.