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A variant of the Turkey handshake fail, where confusion between whether a handshake or a fist bump will be played leads to an accidental fist-palm. This new handshake takes that idea and doubles it, and makes it intentional. The first individual holds out a fist, the second person open palm slaps the fist in a downward fashion; the second person then makes a fist, and the first individual slaps the fist in a downward fashion.
John showed us that it was possible to recover from the fatal Turkey Shake by doubling down with the Double Turkey.
by johnny mc awesome May 31, 2015
Get the The Double Turkeymug. When in amidst a competition match, or ready-up for a game to start, members of the other team stall for extended periods of time due to being AFK. In essance, they are prolly masturbating instead of being present in the game.
Our entire team is R^ (ready-up), while none of their team is!
This is why you dont ROFLbate during the damn match!!
This is why you dont ROFLbate during the damn match!!
by johnny mc awesome August 8, 2009
Get the ROFLbatemug. noun verb
An explosive upload of digital media, typically all at once, in an album that has no distinct theme
An explosive upload of digital media, typically all at once, in an album that has no distinct theme
Jack had so many picture of his childhood that he just didnt have room for anymore, so he decided to assemble them into an Albomb and drop it on his profile.
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Jack's initial thought was to Albomb his cache of porn onto his profile, but decided against it, in fear that the fed's would cite against it.
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Jack's initial thought was to Albomb his cache of porn onto his profile, but decided against it, in fear that the fed's would cite against it.
by johnny mc awesome February 26, 2011
Get the Albombmug. The exact opposite of a bourgeois (middle to upper class). A system in which people strive to be respectably poor looking. Buy clothes that make you seem homely, so that people do not expect that you are truly wealthy. Its "cultural camoflauge" Look impoverished, when you truly have excess moneys. Its a Status Symbol.
John was a rich mf, but because he kept getting moochers, he decided to dress in a poorgeois fashion. Now no one expects his wealth.
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The new fashion fad was sweeping the nation. No longer is it A&F or American Eagle, but a more poorgeois look! $300 acne jeans please!
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The new fashion fad was sweeping the nation. No longer is it A&F or American Eagle, but a more poorgeois look! $300 acne jeans please!
by johnny mc awesome July 22, 2009
Get the poorgeoismug. {phrase}
One of the most eye-opening retorts that can be said to a person. Hatred in the most vile way possible, it declares that you are boring, unwanted, tasteless, disgusting and both smell and sickeningly resemble ejaculate. You tend to go with the crowd and conform, pretend you really arent there, and hope people dont notice you.
-originally derived from a campaign slogan involving Miracle Whip sandwich spread-
To prove how non Mayo you are, you must become part of the Hipster revolution. The Miracle Whip revolution
One of the most eye-opening retorts that can be said to a person. Hatred in the most vile way possible, it declares that you are boring, unwanted, tasteless, disgusting and both smell and sickeningly resemble ejaculate. You tend to go with the crowd and conform, pretend you really arent there, and hope people dont notice you.
-originally derived from a campaign slogan involving Miracle Whip sandwich spread-
To prove how non Mayo you are, you must become part of the Hipster revolution. The Miracle Whip revolution
"Dont go unnoticed, Dont blend in, Dont be ordinary, Boring, or Bland. In other words, Dont be so Mayo!"
Person A: "Holy shit, that chick is so sexy, help me out and be my wingman for a moment while i make a move to get in her panties."
Person B: "Nah dude, i cant, i know her"
Person A: "DUDE, dont be so fuckin MAYO"
Person B: "Oh my god, im so sorry, youre right, i didnt even notice. yah, lets bust a move on that bitch"
Person A: "Holy shit, that chick is so sexy, help me out and be my wingman for a moment while i make a move to get in her panties."
Person B: "Nah dude, i cant, i know her"
Person A: "DUDE, dont be so fuckin MAYO"
Person B: "Oh my god, im so sorry, youre right, i didnt even notice. yah, lets bust a move on that bitch"
by johnny mc awesome February 26, 2011
Get the Dont be so Mayomug. by johnny mc awesome October 12, 2010
Get the Spam Jamminmug. by johnny mc awesome April 13, 2008
Get the apectmug.