johnny mc awesome's definitions
Getting figuratively raped, Or having gotten as such. To be beaten figuratively or literally in such a way, that you feel like someone jacked off onto your soul.
As in:
The boys Varsity lacrosse team just got beaten by 7th grade girl's. NASTY JACKED
Can be used as a descriptive, or action word as such:
"Damn man you see that hot chick"
"Yeah"
"You should go out with her"
"I already have, we fucked"
"How was it???"
"Turns out shes my 2nd cousin"
"AHAHAHAHAHA DAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM, you just got NASTY JAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKEEEDDDD"
The boys Varsity lacrosse team just got beaten by 7th grade girl's. NASTY JACKED
Can be used as a descriptive, or action word as such:
"Damn man you see that hot chick"
"Yeah"
"You should go out with her"
"I already have, we fucked"
"How was it???"
"Turns out shes my 2nd cousin"
"AHAHAHAHAHA DAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM, you just got NASTY JAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKEEEDDDD"
by johnny mc awesome July 19, 2009
Get the Nasty Jackedmug. {noun}
Someone who breaks your car further when youve brought it in to be fixed, just so they can cost you more money.
Someone who breaks your car further when youve brought it in to be fixed, just so they can cost you more money.
Person A to person B: That scheming fool of a mechanic tried to convince me that my brake pads needed replacing, when i went to get my oil changed. I just put new ones on!
Person B: Yah man, ive been getting blown all over the place. I went to see what the problem was about my ride, and he said the reason it wouldnt start was that i was low on "headlight fluid". What a lying jerk!
Person B: Yah man, ive been getting blown all over the place. I went to see what the problem was about my ride, and he said the reason it wouldnt start was that i was low on "headlight fluid". What a lying jerk!
by johnny mc awesome January 4, 2011
Get the Mechanicmug. In aftershift training, instead of letting us go off the drop slides, the head guard made us practice CPR. Our head guard is a fun vacuum.
by johnny mc awesome August 15, 2009
Get the Fun Vacuummug. Someone's shitty opinion.
When someone states their opinion, everything goes silent, only to bash the person who said it
When someone states their opinion, everything goes silent, only to bash the person who said it
by johnny mc awesome January 13, 2010
Get the Crapinionmug. The exact opposite of a bourgeois (middle to upper class). A system in which people strive to be respectably poor looking. Buy clothes that make you seem homely, so that people do not expect that you are truly wealthy. Its "cultural camoflauge" Look impoverished, when you truly have excess moneys. Its a Status Symbol.
John was a rich mf, but because he kept getting moochers, he decided to dress in a poorgeois fashion. Now no one expects his wealth.
or
The new fashion fad was sweeping the nation. No longer is it A&F or American Eagle, but a more poorgeois look! $300 acne jeans please!
or
The new fashion fad was sweeping the nation. No longer is it A&F or American Eagle, but a more poorgeois look! $300 acne jeans please!
by johnny mc awesome July 22, 2009
Get the poorgeoismug. watching this porn makes me feel like i have to apect. Apecting 6 times a day may lead to sore hands.
by johnny mc awesome April 14, 2008
Get the apectmug. {phrase}
One of the most eye-opening retorts that can be said to a person. Hatred in the most vile way possible, it declares that you are boring, unwanted, tasteless, disgusting and both smell and sickeningly resemble ejaculate. You tend to go with the crowd and conform, pretend you really arent there, and hope people dont notice you.
-originally derived from a campaign slogan involving Miracle Whip sandwich spread-
To prove how non Mayo you are, you must become part of the Hipster revolution. The Miracle Whip revolution
One of the most eye-opening retorts that can be said to a person. Hatred in the most vile way possible, it declares that you are boring, unwanted, tasteless, disgusting and both smell and sickeningly resemble ejaculate. You tend to go with the crowd and conform, pretend you really arent there, and hope people dont notice you.
-originally derived from a campaign slogan involving Miracle Whip sandwich spread-
To prove how non Mayo you are, you must become part of the Hipster revolution. The Miracle Whip revolution
"Dont go unnoticed, Dont blend in, Dont be ordinary, Boring, or Bland. In other words, Dont be so Mayo!"
Person A: "Holy shit, that chick is so sexy, help me out and be my wingman for a moment while i make a move to get in her panties."
Person B: "Nah dude, i cant, i know her"
Person A: "DUDE, dont be so fuckin MAYO"
Person B: "Oh my god, im so sorry, youre right, i didnt even notice. yah, lets bust a move on that bitch"
Person A: "Holy shit, that chick is so sexy, help me out and be my wingman for a moment while i make a move to get in her panties."
Person B: "Nah dude, i cant, i know her"
Person A: "DUDE, dont be so fuckin MAYO"
Person B: "Oh my god, im so sorry, youre right, i didnt even notice. yah, lets bust a move on that bitch"
by johnny mc awesome February 26, 2011
Get the Dont be so Mayomug.