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Mechanic

{noun}

Someone who breaks your car further when youve brought it in to be fixed, just so they can cost you more money.
Person A to person B: That scheming fool of a mechanic tried to convince me that my brake pads needed replacing, when i went to get my oil changed. I just put new ones on!

Person B: Yah man, ive been getting blown all over the place. I went to see what the problem was about my ride, and he said the reason it wouldnt start was that i was low on "headlight fluid". What a lying jerk!
by johnny mc awesome January 4, 2011
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Albomb

noun verb

An explosive upload of digital media, typically all at once, in an album that has no distinct theme
Jack had so many picture of his childhood that he just didnt have room for anymore, so he decided to assemble them into an Albomb and drop it on his profile.

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Jack's initial thought was to Albomb his cache of porn onto his profile, but decided against it, in fear that the fed's would cite against it.
by johnny mc awesome February 26, 2011
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Sheen the fuck up

{phrase}

Dont just sit there being a pansy ass fuck, be a WINNER!
Person a: Goddammit, we got our ass stomped in football.

Person b: IDGAF im a winner, you need to sheen the fuck up dawg.
by johnny mc awesome March 22, 2011
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Dont be so Mayo

phrase

Campaign slogan using Miracle Whip to create a false sense of belonging, over mayonnaise. Emphasis on cool created by posing with Hipsters and drop out models. Anyone can rock out the mayo, and go unnoticed, but it takes a true douchebag to rock the 'Whip.
"Dont go unnoticed, Dont blend in, Dont be ordinary, boring, or bland.

In other words, DONT BE SO MAYO!"
by johnny mc awesome February 25, 2011
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Spam Jammin

Fucking the roll of fat between a woman's arm and her titty
Man, Jack was Spam Jammin the SHIT out of that whale last night! What a trooper
by johnny mc awesome October 12, 2010
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Crapinion

Someone's shitty opinion.

When someone states their opinion, everything goes silent, only to bash the person who said it
God, dave is such a retard. Never thinking before speaking, always throwing out a random Crapinion
by johnny mc awesome January 13, 2010
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apect

a little used version of the word "masturbate" . also known as Apecting while in the act of doing.
watching this porn makes me feel like i have to apect. Apecting 6 times a day may lead to sore hands.
by johnny mc awesome April 14, 2008
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