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ROFLbate

When in amidst a competition match, or ready-up for a game to start, members of the other team stall for extended periods of time due to being AFK. In essance, they are prolly masturbating instead of being present in the game.
Our entire team is R^ (ready-up), while none of their team is!

This is why you dont ROFLbate during the damn match!!
by johnny mc awesome August 8, 2009
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Scoobie

{Scoobie/Scoob}

{noun.}

An affectionate nickname given to any close friend, who you think of more as a family member than just a friend. Someone who you would come to aid at a drop of a hat.

-Similar to Broski, but in a more loving, less homophobic way-

---- Derived from a Scooby-Do reference, where Scooby is always around Shaggy, and they are there for each other no matter what adventure may arise.
person A to person B: Hey whats up Scoobie?

Person B: Who is Scoobie?

Person A: You are.

Person B: whats the meaning behind it?

Person A: Scooby Do reference. Its anyone who you think of more of a family member than a friend.

Person B: Awwwwwww, thanks
by johnny mc awesome January 4, 2011
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Mechanic

{noun}

Someone who breaks your car further when youve brought it in to be fixed, just so they can cost you more money.
Person A to person B: That scheming fool of a mechanic tried to convince me that my brake pads needed replacing, when i went to get my oil changed. I just put new ones on!

Person B: Yah man, ive been getting blown all over the place. I went to see what the problem was about my ride, and he said the reason it wouldnt start was that i was low on "headlight fluid". What a lying jerk!
by johnny mc awesome January 4, 2011
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Spam Jammin

Fucking the roll of fat between a woman's arm and her titty
Man, Jack was Spam Jammin the SHIT out of that whale last night! What a trooper
by johnny mc awesome October 12, 2010
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Crapinion

Someone's shitty opinion.

When someone states their opinion, everything goes silent, only to bash the person who said it
God, dave is such a retard. Never thinking before speaking, always throwing out a random Crapinion
by johnny mc awesome January 13, 2010
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apect

a little used version of the word "masturbate" . also known as Apecting while in the act of doing.
watching this porn makes me feel like i have to apect. Apecting 6 times a day may lead to sore hands.
by johnny mc awesome April 14, 2008
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Dont be so Mayo

{phrase}

One of the most eye-opening retorts that can be said to a person. Hatred in the most vile way possible, it declares that you are boring, unwanted, tasteless, disgusting and both smell and sickeningly resemble ejaculate. You tend to go with the crowd and conform, pretend you really arent there, and hope people dont notice you.

-originally derived from a campaign slogan involving Miracle Whip sandwich spread-

To prove how non Mayo you are, you must become part of the Hipster revolution. The Miracle Whip revolution
"Dont go unnoticed, Dont blend in, Dont be ordinary, Boring, or Bland. In other words, Dont be so Mayo!"

Person A: "Holy shit, that chick is so sexy, help me out and be my wingman for a moment while i make a move to get in her panties."

Person B: "Nah dude, i cant, i know her"

Person A: "DUDE, dont be so fuckin MAYO"

Person B: "Oh my god, im so sorry, youre right, i didnt even notice. yah, lets bust a move on that bitch"
by johnny mc awesome February 26, 2011
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