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Someone's shitty opinion.
When someone states their opinion, everything goes silent, only to bash the person who said it
When someone states their opinion, everything goes silent, only to bash the person who said it
by johnny mc awesome January 13, 2010
Get the Crapinion mug.Getting figuratively raped, Or having gotten as such. To be beaten figuratively or literally in such a way, that you feel like someone jacked off onto your soul.
As in:
The boys Varsity lacrosse team just got beaten by 7th grade girl's. NASTY JACKED
Can be used as a descriptive, or action word as such:
"Damn man you see that hot chick"
"Yeah"
"You should go out with her"
"I already have, we fucked"
"How was it???"
"Turns out shes my 2nd cousin"
"AHAHAHAHAHA DAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM, you just got NASTY JAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKEEEDDDD"
The boys Varsity lacrosse team just got beaten by 7th grade girl's. NASTY JACKED
Can be used as a descriptive, or action word as such:
"Damn man you see that hot chick"
"Yeah"
"You should go out with her"
"I already have, we fucked"
"How was it???"
"Turns out shes my 2nd cousin"
"AHAHAHAHAHA DAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM, you just got NASTY JAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKEEEDDDD"
by johnny mc awesome July 19, 2009
Get the Nasty Jacked mug.watching this porn makes me feel like i have to apect. Apecting 6 times a day may lead to sore hands.
by johnny mc awesome April 14, 2008
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One of the most eye-opening retorts that can be said to a person. Hatred in the most vile way possible, it declares that you are boring, unwanted, tasteless, disgusting and both smell and sickeningly resemble ejaculate. You tend to go with the crowd and conform, pretend you really arent there, and hope people dont notice you.
-originally derived from a campaign slogan involving Miracle Whip sandwich spread-
To prove how non Mayo you are, you must become part of the Hipster revolution. The Miracle Whip revolution
One of the most eye-opening retorts that can be said to a person. Hatred in the most vile way possible, it declares that you are boring, unwanted, tasteless, disgusting and both smell and sickeningly resemble ejaculate. You tend to go with the crowd and conform, pretend you really arent there, and hope people dont notice you.
-originally derived from a campaign slogan involving Miracle Whip sandwich spread-
To prove how non Mayo you are, you must become part of the Hipster revolution. The Miracle Whip revolution
"Dont go unnoticed, Dont blend in, Dont be ordinary, Boring, or Bland. In other words, Dont be so Mayo!"
Person A: "Holy shit, that chick is so sexy, help me out and be my wingman for a moment while i make a move to get in her panties."
Person B: "Nah dude, i cant, i know her"
Person A: "DUDE, dont be so fuckin MAYO"
Person B: "Oh my god, im so sorry, youre right, i didnt even notice. yah, lets bust a move on that bitch"
Person A: "Holy shit, that chick is so sexy, help me out and be my wingman for a moment while i make a move to get in her panties."
Person B: "Nah dude, i cant, i know her"
Person A: "DUDE, dont be so fuckin MAYO"
Person B: "Oh my god, im so sorry, youre right, i didnt even notice. yah, lets bust a move on that bitch"
by johnny mc awesome February 26, 2011
Get the Dont be so Mayo mug.a Colombine-esq massacre of the pc community by Infinity Ward and its community chairman Robert Bowling. A new campaign slogan, it would seem
by johnny mc awesome January 13, 2010
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{noun.}
An affectionate nickname given to any close friend, who you think of more as a family member than just a friend. Someone who you would come to aid at a drop of a hat.
-Similar to Broski, but in a more loving, less homophobic way-
---- Derived from a Scooby-Do reference, where Scooby is always around Shaggy, and they are there for each other no matter what adventure may arise.
{noun.}
An affectionate nickname given to any close friend, who you think of more as a family member than just a friend. Someone who you would come to aid at a drop of a hat.
-Similar to Broski, but in a more loving, less homophobic way-
---- Derived from a Scooby-Do reference, where Scooby is always around Shaggy, and they are there for each other no matter what adventure may arise.
person A to person B: Hey whats up Scoobie?
Person B: Who is Scoobie?
Person A: You are.
Person B: whats the meaning behind it?
Person A: Scooby Do reference. Its anyone who you think of more of a family member than a friend.
Person B: Awwwwwww, thanks
Person B: Who is Scoobie?
Person A: You are.
Person B: whats the meaning behind it?
Person A: Scooby Do reference. Its anyone who you think of more of a family member than a friend.
Person B: Awwwwwww, thanks
by johnny mc awesome January 4, 2011
Get the Scoobie mug.A variant of the Turkey handshake fail, where confusion between whether a handshake or a fist bump will be played leads to an accidental fist-palm. This new handshake takes that idea and doubles it, and makes it intentional. The first individual holds out a fist, the second person open palm slaps the fist in a downward fashion; the second person then makes a fist, and the first individual slaps the fist in a downward fashion.
John showed us that it was possible to recover from the fatal Turkey Shake by doubling down with the Double Turkey.
by johnny mc awesome May 31, 2015
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