johnny davison's definitions

AfroChan

A Chinese crime fighter with a massive 70's Afro and a wicked mojo.

Willy: HELP SOMEONE SAVE US! WE'RE BEING HELD HOSTAGE!

AFROCHAN: kick SMASH Punch BOOM CRACK TING BANG POW SMACK CHOP CHOP CHOP

Criminal: " Falls Over"

Willy: THANK YOU AFROCHAN,! Now me and my wife are safe!

AFROCHAN: Don't thank me, I'm just a Asian with a Afro who fights crime.

by Johnny Davison March 2, 2010

Taco Butt

Developing a big backside due to excessive amount of eating at Taco Bell.

Keri: Look at Jills Taco Butt
Sammy: Yeah, I see her at Taco Bell everyday after school!

by Johnny Davison March 2, 2010

Assphyxiated

When a fat chick sits on a mans face during intercourse for pleasure of the man, and accidentally killing and suffocating the male with her massive backside.

Lary:Sad to hear that Jerry passed away.
Mike: HAH! You think so? I think he deserved it!

Lary: Ha true! That man was Assphyxiated!
Mike: That's putting it mildly! Rumor has it that the Fat Chick choked on a ho ho while sitting on Jerry's face.
Lary: To much a$$ and not enough air, what a shame.

by Johnny Davison March 2, 2010

Thuggin N Buggin

To be on top of your game and shining brighter than anyone or anything else.

Darell:Awe snap homie, lil tone loc is Thuggin N Buggin on that gangstuh beats again!

Terell: Man those rims are sure Buggin, they so tight!

Dwayne: He's been out there bustin caps, straight up Thuggin.

Franky: Hey my homie g, check out this science test score! I sure am Thuggin N Buggin on my fellow classmates!

by Johnny Davison March 12, 2010

Yanking your chain

Just kidding or joking around with someone.

John: You look so fat in that dress go change!
Jamie: but babe! *frowns and crys*
John: I'm just yanking your chain
Jamie: oh, whats that mean?
John: Im just joking!

by Johnny Davison March 13, 2010

Fishy Kissy

Preforming Oral Sex On a Female Who Has a Stinky Vagina.

Ricky: Franky got a Fishy Kissy from sammy!
Timmy: Sick man! She doesn't take care of herself!

by Johnny Davison March 20, 2010

W.T.F.

A saying or slogan meaning We Think Fast.

David: Your so smart kevin!
Kevin: You know our motto , W.T.F.
David: What the f***?
Kevin: No, We Think Fast, so we are always ahead of the game!

by Johnny Davison March 20, 2010