johnboy's definitions

dargart

a corruption of dark heart.

That Mark Willson is an absolute dargart.

by johnboy March 2, 2005

ate up

all fucked up

damn your room is ate up

by johnboy July 9, 2002

flastic

Sometimes good but most of the time not.

John was flastic at sof2

by Johnboy June 23, 2004

oomlaaters

Copiusly huge breasts.

Chumbawumbas ,Airbags , Baloobas , Bazoomas,Bazungas ,Bananaramas ,Tits.

by Johnboy January 3, 2005

aardvarks nose

An uncircumcised cock.

Can you sweep the floor with that sir?

by Johnboy January 3, 2005

Hair on Hair

What we're talking about here is the result of a good old fashioned deep thrust. This is when the mans nest is mingling with the womans after a full insertion - and I mean to the hilt.

1. Steve shaved his man area so there will be no hair on hair for him for awhile - only skin on hair.
2. I tripped on a loaf of bread at the grocery store and accidentally went hair on hair with the stock boy...
3. The only way my brother can achieve hair on hair is to get a running start.

by JohnBoy October 27, 2004