cook the books

Creative accounting,

My best account has cooked the books this year, my tax bill is the lowest ever

by john365 March 13, 2003

BT

English Phone Company also provides internet access. Probably the biggest in the known universe.

I would only use BT if you have no other option

by john365 March 13, 2003

jelly baby

An english sweet. (Candy)

I thought I wuold have a Jelly baby with my tea

by john365 March 13, 2003

generic program

Any software not by microsoft

I used a generic program for getting my e.mail

by john365 March 13, 2003

dingbat

A weird thing, person or situation, a person considered stupid or foolish.
A set of fonts showing pictures instad of letters.

You are a real dingbat.

I was talking to your best friend, he told me your were in on holiday, he is a real dingbat isn't he.

I tried to cash my wifes paycheck, I felt like a dingbat when they refused me because of my sex.

by John365 March 13, 2003

jiggle

Urinate

I had A jiggle just now

by john365 March 13, 2003