john smith's definitions

Miso

Some kind of soup I've never had before. Sean Connery's favorite type of food.

Alex Trebek: Any food item, it really doesn't matter. Just a food. Let's see what you put.
Sean Connery wrote, "What is miso". Very good! The first correctly answered question of the day, miso is a kind of soup. And he wagered.. horny. Miso. Horny.
Sean Connery: AHAHAHAHAH I GOT YA GOOD THAT TIME TRRRREBEK!

by John Smith October 17, 2004

maxlol

The funniest thing.

OMG, thats just MAXLOL!

by John Smith August 18, 2003

turnmire

a really large pile of crap

"hey i have to go take a turnmire"

by john smith March 21, 2005

chitch

Someone who is gay, in any sense of the word.

"Martin, you're 35% chitch!"

by John Smith December 7, 2003

Parimal

Excessive user of the suffix "zilla" and constant tell of bad jokes eg."you can't go wrong making a right turn".
One who is Parimal is the only one who things that they are funny.

You are such a Parimal (meaning your not funny)

by John Smith August 16, 2004

buttstabber

noun word used to describe one who gives anal sex

God Jim, your such a buttstabber

by john smith March 27, 2003

zaatar

An Arabic dip , made out of oil , dried mint , and sesamee seeds.

I eat zaatar with my bread.

by john smith July 28, 2004