john smith's definitions

huw man

Geezer how gets big muscles from this thing called grey skull

"by the power of grey skull, i have the power!"

by John Smith January 6, 2004

Gimili

A horribly unattractive woman. Of male physical features. Resembles Gimili the troll, a character from the movie, The Lord of the Rings.

The woman we saw was certainly a gimili.

by John Smith September 21, 2003

penis eater

someone who eats dick
someone who loves the cock
a person who gives $1 SUCKY SUCKY
DICK DONER
NOB NIBBLER
SHAFT SHIFTER
TEA BAGGER

SHERMAN-DONT EAT THAT GUYS dick

by john smith November 26, 2003

coursework

Like homework but 10x worse. Wastes lots of time for a small percentage of an exam. one could spend the same amount of time one wud hav used doing coursework to work and earn money, rather than getting qualifications to earn less money in the future. More money now, rather than less money later.

Have you done the coursework children?

Fuck you, you crazy bitch, you better get outta my fuckin site before i bitch slap yo ass bak to where u fukkin came from u arab!

by John Smith February 15, 2004

Waherda

It's the way white people say "word" when they are making fun of black people. Most commonly found on the basketball court by white kids with head bands, arm bands, and finger bands with no left hand and glasses.

Waherda man, I saw that dawg be trippin' on da court when he be foulin' you my ni... I mean brotha!

by John Smith June 26, 2004

mf-count

There was this girl named maya, she is a whore
She fucks people over and has no friends
the mf-count means maya friend count and there is usually a 1 or 2 after it because nobody wants to be her friend.

the mf-count is 1 today cause she fucked over her only other friend yesterday.

by John Smith February 22, 2005

the bergsters

anoying set of twins that live in wisconsin. They often accociate them selves with team jesus and spaz and file harasment constantly.

O great next hour i have the bergsters in my class

by john smith January 16, 2004