john smith's definitions

maxlol

The funniest thing.

OMG, thats just MAXLOL!

by John Smith August 18, 2003

am-3p

a song that comes in all sorts of variations on DDR.

am-3p
am-3p (303 bassmix)
am-3p (am east mix)
... and more

"I finally beat am-3p in standard mode"

"Stupid n00b"

by John Smith February 26, 2004

Miso

Some kind of soup I've never had before. Sean Connery's favorite type of food.

Alex Trebek: Any food item, it really doesn't matter. Just a food. Let's see what you put.
Sean Connery wrote, "What is miso". Very good! The first correctly answered question of the day, miso is a kind of soup. And he wagered.. horny. Miso. Horny.
Sean Connery: AHAHAHAHAH I GOT YA GOOD THAT TIME TRRRREBEK!

by John Smith October 17, 2004

peach pinch

Using your thumb and forefinger to squish a girls vagina preferably by tugging the clitoral hood over the labia. Best performed when unexpected.

Vaginafer is in for a nasty peach pinch.

by John Smith January 22, 2005

young love

the forbidden love a 21 year old has for a 16 year old lolita. aka 'Jail Bait''

Hopefully Jordan pulled out of his young love so he won't be charged with statutory rape.'

by John Smith March 1, 2005

boban

A very smelly and stincy hairy beast, or just a person that forgot how to use the shower and hasn't showered for centuries and usually smells like feet (or shit, your choice)...

Also, a stupid, arrogant and funny looking male\thing that has no exact definition till this very day!

Look at him, his hair is all messed up and he walkes very funny - what a Boban!

Damn! He smells like pure shit! And his hair smells like my feet!

by John Smith March 31, 2004

tomahawk

Tomahawk is a U.S. made cruise missile with lots of range. It can be fired from either sea , land or air.

The U.S. Navy used Tomahawk against Iraq.

by John Smith February 14, 2004