john smith's definitions

twinbill

to play a double-header

They opened the twin-bill with a win.

by John Smith February 14, 2005

Guyute

A phish song, guyute was a ugly pig, who walked on me and dance a jig, that he had learned when he was six, then stopped and did some other tricks, like pulling weapons from his coat, and holding them against my throat, he lecuried me in language starnge, then scamppered quickly out of range

Man guytue is an awesome phish song.

by John Smith January 27, 2005

peach pinch

Using your thumb and forefinger to squish a girls vagina preferably by tugging the clitoral hood over the labia. Best performed when unexpected.

Vaginafer is in for a nasty peach pinch.

by John Smith January 22, 2005

Arnold Schwarzenegger

A man who is a decent person, and has supported many of the public interests in California. However, he has failed in the same place Grey Davis did. He has done nothing new to balance the budget. He merely took many loans, and somehow the intelligent californias are none-the-wiser.

Arnold Schwarzenegger: They are GIRLI MEN

by John Smith January 4, 2005

Ricci

A ranchy transvestite who enjoys placing rasins in her anus

Dude, did you see that Ricci, she smells schtanky

by john smith December 30, 2004

tism

Means fucked up, from the band of the same name. a fucked up situation. someone who is acting weird?!

this is fucking tism, man.
i am feeling pretty tism.
fucking tism.
Tism.

by John Smith December 4, 2004

hooden

a hooden is another way to say jew

u want to call sum1 a jew just say ur a hooden

by john smith November 12, 2004