john smith's definitions

townie

habitat-cities, towns or villages. 'Note, when a townie lives in a village they spend most of their time in the nearest town, in parks and pubs.

A townie will wait with multiple other townie friends, sitting on a wall, waiting to 'hammer' non-townies who are enemies of the townies. Thus resulting in a townie being beaten in the fight by the stonger and more intelligent non-townie

by John Smith May 14, 2003

clearplate

Placing a clear plate over a partner's mouth, while the other sexual partner takes a dump on the plate.

"I walked in with a handful of videos and a pizza and found him clearplating my sister."

by John Smith April 29, 2003

fing

To move, esp. fingers

Woah, Francie fings her index so incessantly, I wonder when her finger will become weary.

by John Smith July 11, 2003

Guyute

A phish song, guyute was a ugly pig, who walked on me and dance a jig, that he had learned when he was six, then stopped and did some other tricks, like pulling weapons from his coat, and holding them against my throat, he lecuried me in language starnge, then scamppered quickly out of range

Man guytue is an awesome phish song.

by John Smith January 27, 2005

lion tamer

grabbing a woman's vagina with both hands, spreading it wide apart and insert your head into it like a lion tamer.

That girl was so loose I pulled the lion tamer on her with no problem.

by john smith March 30, 2005

huw man

Geezer how gets big muscles from this thing called grey skull

"by the power of grey skull, i have the power!"

by John Smith January 6, 2004

we will rock you

a song, which was remade for Dance Dance Revolution, which all n00bs play on beginner mode which they then fail

Dude, i cant believe i failed We Will Rock You

by John Smith February 26, 2004