john smith's definitions

koro

A word i heard in my pyschology lesson from my teacher sam rogers. It is the disease in which the penis grows inward causing spontaneous combustion

it was cold, alex noticed that his penis had started to shrink, his penis then went inside himself and he died.

by john smith November 9, 2004

MANDINGO

black man with huge cock

Brian is the mandingo in mandingo junction.

by John Smith March 30, 2005

nunue pad

A small absorbent cotton pad placed in ones underwear over the anal opening in order to catch debris and unwanted particles.

Change pad every 3 hours on heavy days and every 6 on light days.

In order to get rid of the unsightly stains in my underwear, i began wearing nunue pads and am now stain free.

by John Smith March 11, 2004

fing

To move, esp. fingers

Woah, Francie fings her index so incessantly, I wonder when her finger will become weary.

by John Smith July 11, 2003

am-3p

a song that comes in all sorts of variations on DDR.

am-3p
am-3p (303 bassmix)
am-3p (am east mix)
... and more

"I finally beat am-3p in standard mode"

"Stupid n00b"

by John Smith February 26, 2004

Guyute

A phish song, guyute was a ugly pig, who walked on me and dance a jig, that he had learned when he was six, then stopped and did some other tricks, like pulling weapons from his coat, and holding them against my throat, he lecuried me in language starnge, then scamppered quickly out of range

Man guytue is an awesome phish song.

by John Smith January 27, 2005

clearplate

Placing a clear plate over a partner's mouth, while the other sexual partner takes a dump on the plate.

"I walked in with a handful of videos and a pizza and found him clearplating my sister."

by John Smith April 29, 2003