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young love

the forbidden love a 21 year old has for a 16 year old lolita. aka 'Jail Bait''
Hopefully Jordan pulled out of his young love so he won't be charged with statutory rape.'
by John Smith March 1, 2005
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townie

habitat-cities, towns or villages. 'Note, when a townie lives in a village they spend most of their time in the nearest town, in parks and pubs.
A townie will wait with multiple other townie friends, sitting on a wall, waiting to 'hammer' non-townies who are enemies of the townies. Thus resulting in a townie being beaten in the fight by the stonger and more intelligent non-townie
by John Smith May 14, 2003
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dress-wearing

a word used to descripe spinner, the creator of planetarion.
...the ever dress-wearing spinner.

Spinner is dress-wearing.
by John Smith August 18, 2003
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tism

Means fucked up, from the band of the same name. a fucked up situation. someone who is acting weird?!
this is fucking tism, man.
i am feeling pretty tism.
fucking tism.
Tism.
by John Smith December 4, 2004
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maxlol

OMG, thats just MAXLOL!
by John Smith August 18, 2003
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Miso

Some kind of soup I've never had before. Sean Connery's favorite type of food.
Alex Trebek: Any food item, it really doesn't matter. Just a food. Let's see what you put.
Sean Connery wrote, "What is miso". Very good! The first correctly answered question of the day, miso is a kind of soup. And he wagered.. horny. Miso. Horny.
Sean Connery: AHAHAHAHAH I GOT YA GOOD THAT TIME TRRRREBEK!
by John Smith October 17, 2004
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coursework

Like homework but 10x worse. Wastes lots of time for a small percentage of an exam. one could spend the same amount of time one wud hav used doing coursework to work and earn money, rather than getting qualifications to earn less money in the future. More money now, rather than less money later.
Have you done the coursework children?

Fuck you, you crazy bitch, you better get outta my fuckin site before i bitch slap yo ass bak to where u fukkin came from u arab!
by John Smith February 15, 2004
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