john smith's definitions
When you start to fuck a chick but then realize that her vagina is dirty, you go into the bathroom; smeer toothpaste/cleaning products on your penis and continue with the process of intercourse
John: God dammit dude i had to give Pocahontas a minty vagina last night!!...GOD DAMN WAS SHE DIRTY!!!
Charles: HA! that fucking sucks for you, you fucking queer...I gave lindsay a hot carl last night! u fucking loser
Charles: HA! that fucking sucks for you, you fucking queer...I gave lindsay a hot carl last night! u fucking loser
by John Smith May 13, 2005

by john smith May 13, 2005

A nickname of Keith Graham, often used for purposes of torment as well as just to put him in an overall sour mood. In certain situations the name queef can be a useful tool for smacking that goofy grin off of his face.
by John Smith July 11, 2004

by John Smith March 21, 2003

by John Smith May 13, 2005

anoying set of twins that live in wisconsin. They often accociate them selves with team jesus and spaz and file harasment constantly.
by john smith January 16, 2004

A country by which all others set their standards. For such a small nation it's economic and political power is immense. Most things that were worth inventing were invented by the British including football (soccer for you Yanks) and spotted Dick. God save the Queen!
Bill "Hey John, i think Britain is a much better country than the U.S."
John "I agree, it's not full of wankers for a start"
John "I agree, it's not full of wankers for a start"
by John Smith November 11, 2004
