john smith's definitions

painters

When a woman begins to ovulate and is becoming generally cranky and anooyed at everyone.

Damn, i told sarah to suck me off but then she started screaming at me, she must be on her period.

by John Smith March 21, 2003

Queef

A nickname of Keith Graham, often used for purposes of torment as well as just to put him in an overall sour mood. In certain situations the name queef can be a useful tool for smacking that goofy grin off of his face.

Queef stop being such a straight up geek!

by John Smith July 11, 2004

Apache Longbow

This is another US made attack helicopter.It entered service with the US Army in 1984 made by Boeing(McDonnel Douglas). It has lots of advanced avionics and control systems that can survive in all weather conditions.

This warmachine destroyed something close to 500 or more Iraqi tanks during Operation Desert Storm in 1991.

by John Smith February 14, 2004

operation desert storm

Operation Desert Storm was when Iraq invaded Kuwait and Saddam called it:"The thirteenth province of Iraq". The U.S. Army drove back Saddam into his soil after 1991 (a few month's after the occupation). See also: Gulf War

George Bush senior launched it.

by John Smith February 15, 2004

scrooched

Fired upon with a scrooch-gun, as wielded by Gidney and Cloyd (moonmen from the Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoon).

by john smith September 18, 2003

mile a minute

An extremely fast pace.

That bitch was talkin a mile a minute.

by john smith June 9, 2004

Weaksauce

calling one "weak sauce" compares an individual to the "mild" sauce found at Taco Bell; weak, insignificant, attempting to be like the other hot sauces, but not living up to expectations.

"Dude, that papercut was some weaksauce bs."

by John Smith April 9, 2006