john smith's definitions

am-3p

a song that comes in all sorts of variations on DDR.

am-3p
am-3p (303 bassmix)
am-3p (am east mix)
... and more

"I finally beat am-3p in standard mode"

"Stupid n00b"

by John Smith February 26, 2004

steamed

1.to be fucked over by valve software

2.a substitute for the common "pwned" expression when playing video games online

1.Invalid steam userID ticket? I've been STEAMED!

2.I STEAMED yo ass biatch!

by John Smith March 4, 2004

nunue pad

A small absorbent cotton pad placed in ones underwear over the anal opening in order to catch debris and unwanted particles.

Change pad every 3 hours on heavy days and every 6 on light days.

In order to get rid of the unsightly stains in my underwear, i began wearing nunue pads and am now stain free.

by John Smith March 11, 2004

boban

A very smelly and stincy hairy beast, or just a person that forgot how to use the shower and hasn't showered for centuries and usually smells like feet (or shit, your choice)...

Also, a stupid, arrogant and funny looking male\thing that has no exact definition till this very day!

Look at him, his hair is all messed up and he walkes very funny - what a Boban!

Damn! He smells like pure shit! And his hair smells like my feet!

by John Smith March 31, 2004

texas

A state in the southern USA. Its in the south. There are billboards about Jesus. One can buy waffles there.

Look! a billboard about Jesus and waffles!

by John Smith April 3, 2004

Marathon

The greatest game ever.

Marathon is such an awesome game.

by John Smith April 16, 2004

Nigrid

Slang term for half white, half black, derogatory term.

That fucking bitch is a stupid little nigrid!

by John Smith April 19, 2004