john smith's definitions

Nombie

Just a guy, with love handels. Adam Molloy apparently fancies him. How odd. Smells quite alot.

Gaw, he smells like a Nombie.

by John Smith April 19, 2005

pumis

the fat above the crotch of an old and/or fat woman. usually appears below the belt-line as a big bulge

my grandma has the biggest f-ing pumis. it is so gross.

by john smith May 13, 2005

m1a2

M1-A2 Abrams is United State's Main Battle Tank . This version has advanced electronics and computer systems. It used depleted Uranium rounds to easily penetrate and destroy a enemy vehicle.
See also: M1a1

United States used this tank against Iraq.

by John Smith February 14, 2004

snakeeyes

openly camp homosexual

people who act like queers off of 60's tv

by John Smith March 27, 2003

Weaksauce

calling one "weak sauce" compares an individual to the "mild" sauce found at Taco Bell; weak, insignificant, attempting to be like the other hot sauces, but not living up to expectations.

"Dude, that papercut was some weaksauce bs."

by John Smith April 9, 2006

m1a1

This is comparable to the M1A2It has the 120mm M256 cannon, improved fire control system, and NBC overpressure system, and improved suspension. These improvements give the M1A1 greater shoot-on-the move capabilities and an increased first round probability against advanced enemy armor. It also has a crew of 4 and 3 7.62mm M240 anti-personnel machine guns mounted on it.

35 M1 tanks were destroyed by Iraqi fire during Operation Desert Storm.

by John Smith February 14, 2004

739

codeword for "sex" (sex is 7 3 9 on a mobile fone keypad)

me n muh galz jus did 739 in da basement!

by John Smith January 11, 2004