Queef

A nickname of Keith Graham, often used for purposes of torment as well as just to put him in an overall sour mood. In certain situations the name queef can be a useful tool for smacking that goofy grin off of his face.

Queef stop being such a straight up geek!

by John Smith July 11, 2004

painters

When a woman begins to ovulate and is becoming generally cranky and anooyed at everyone.

Damn, i told sarah to suck me off but then she started screaming at me, she must be on her period.

by John Smith March 21, 2003

hot monkey sex

Sex in high Tempratures with Monkeys and Dil-do's

Bob and The Monkey had Hot Monkey Sex

by John Smith May 02, 2003

insurance company whore

one who gains insurance company dollars by using there profession to deceive

That disablities exspert was a real insurance company whore.

by john smith March 31, 2003

stafs

depends on context of sentence, ie it is a reaction.

Kate: My dog died
Tarnia: (sadly) Oh stafs

Simone: I got laid last nite
Tarnia: (excitedly) STAFS!

by john smith May 13, 2005

greasy peanut butter

Something Glen always says, but we never understand.

Oh - jeesh! This is like driving in greasy peanut butter!

by John Smith January 15, 2004

Apache Longbow

This is another US made attack helicopter.It entered service with the US Army in 1984 made by Boeing(McDonnel Douglas). It has lots of advanced avionics and control systems that can survive in all weather conditions.

This warmachine destroyed something close to 500 or more Iraqi tanks during Operation Desert Storm in 1991.

by John Smith February 14, 2004