98 definitions by john smith
When you start to fuck a chick but then realize that her vagina is dirty, you go into the bathroom; smeer toothpaste/cleaning products on your penis and continue with the process of intercourse
John: God dammit dude i had to give Pocahontas a minty vagina last night!!...GOD DAMN WAS SHE DIRTY!!!
Charles: HA! that fucking sucks for you, you fucking queer...I gave lindsay a hot carl last night! u fucking loser
Charles: HA! that fucking sucks for you, you fucking queer...I gave lindsay a hot carl last night! u fucking loser
by john smith February 27, 2005
grabbing a woman's vagina with both hands, spreading it wide apart and insert your head into it like a lion tamer.
by john smith March 31, 2005
someone who eats dick
someone who loves the cock
a person who gives $1 SUCKY SUCKY
DICK DONER
NOB NIBBLER
SHAFT SHIFTER
TEA BAGGER
someone who loves the cock
a person who gives $1 SUCKY SUCKY
DICK DONER
NOB NIBBLER
SHAFT SHIFTER
TEA BAGGER
by john smith November 27, 2003
by john smith December 31, 2005
by john smith September 3, 2004