john smith's definitions

Parimal

Excessive user of the suffix "zilla" and constant tell of bad jokes eg."you can't go wrong making a right turn".
One who is Parimal is the only one who things that they are funny.

You are such a Parimal (meaning your not funny)

by John Smith August 16, 2004

Afronova

Definitely the most overplayed song on Dance Dance Revolution, known for the many freestyle moves people use on it.

This one time, i went to an arcade. where there were two people, who only played afronova 1.5 times, on light, and still failed

by John Smith February 26, 2004

Towzzer

Towzzer is a extremely annoying american.

"Towzzer wouldn't stop licking me"

by John Smith August 12, 2004

John Smith

pseudonym most used to "shake" the FBI

FBI Agent: Sir, are you Crackhead Pete?
Crackhead Pete: Uh... no... my name is uh... John Smith.
FBI Agent: Sir, your black.
Crackhead Pete: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, YOU RACIST PRICK!?!?!

by John Smith May 13, 2005

zaatar

An Arabic dip , made out of oil , dried mint , and sesamee seeds.

I eat zaatar with my bread.

by john smith July 28, 2004

Ricci

A ranchy transvestite who enjoys placing rasins in her anus

Dude, did you see that Ricci, she smells schtanky

by john smith December 30, 2004

turnmire

a really large pile of crap

"hey i have to go take a turnmire"

by john smith March 21, 2005