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Weaksauce

calling one "weak sauce" compares an individual to the "mild" sauce found at Taco Bell; weak, insignificant, attempting to be like the other hot sauces, but not living up to expectations.
"Dude, that papercut was some weaksauce bs."
by John Smith April 9, 2006
mugGet the Weaksaucemug.

mf-count

There was this girl named maya, she is a whore
She fucks people over and has no friends
the mf-count means maya friend count and there is usually a 1 or 2 after it because nobody wants to be her friend.
the mf-count is 1 today cause she fucked over her only other friend yesterday.
by John Smith February 22, 2005
mugGet the mf-countmug.

penis eater

someone who eats dick
someone who loves the cock
a person who gives $1 SUCKY SUCKY
DICK DONER
NOB NIBBLER
SHAFT SHIFTER
TEA BAGGER
SHERMAN-DONT EAT THAT GUYS dick
by john smith November 26, 2003
mugGet the penis eatermug.

stone thrower

those damn stone throwers are always botherin the israeli tanks ya know!!!
by John Smith November 24, 2003
mugGet the stone throwermug.

Gimili

A horribly unattractive woman. Of male physical features. Resembles Gimili the troll, a character from the movie, The Lord of the Rings.
The woman we saw was certainly a gimili.
by John Smith September 21, 2003
mugGet the Gimilimug.

hanniford

a weard prick who does it doggie with the teacher
by john smith October 21, 2003
mugGet the hannifordmug.

tomahawk

Tomahawk is a U.S. made cruise missile with lots of range. It can be fired from either sea , land or air.
The U.S. Navy used Tomahawk against Iraq.
by John Smith February 14, 2004
mugGet the tomahawkmug.

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