john smith's definitions

minty vagina

When you start to fuck a chick but then realize that her vagina is dirty, you go into the bathroom; smeer toothpaste/cleaning products on your penis and continue with the process of intercourse

John: God dammit dude i had to give Pocahontas a minty vagina last night!!...GOD DAMN WAS SHE DIRTY!!!
Charles: HA! that fucking sucks for you, you fucking queer...I gave lindsay a hot carl last night! u fucking loser

by John Smith May 13, 2005

stafs

depends on context of sentence, ie it is a reaction.

Kate: My dog died
Tarnia: (sadly) Oh stafs

Simone: I got laid last nite
Tarnia: (excitedly) STAFS!

by john smith May 13, 2005

Queef

A nickname of Keith Graham, often used for purposes of torment as well as just to put him in an overall sour mood. In certain situations the name queef can be a useful tool for smacking that goofy grin off of his face.

Queef stop being such a straight up geek!

by John Smith July 11, 2004

painters

When a woman begins to ovulate and is becoming generally cranky and anooyed at everyone.

Damn, i told sarah to suck me off but then she started screaming at me, she must be on her period.

by John Smith March 21, 2003

young love

the forbidden love a 21 year old has for a 16 year old lolita. aka 'Jail Bait'

Hopefully Jordan pulled out of his young love so he won't be charged with statutory rape.

by John Smith May 13, 2005

the bergsters

anoying set of twins that live in wisconsin. They often accociate them selves with team jesus and spaz and file harasment constantly.

O great next hour i have the bergsters in my class

by john smith January 16, 2004

Britain

A country by which all others set their standards. For such a small nation it's economic and political power is immense. Most things that were worth inventing were invented by the British including football (soccer for you Yanks) and spotted Dick. God save the Queen!

Bill "Hey John, i think Britain is a much better country than the U.S."

John "I agree, it's not full of wankers for a start"

by John Smith November 11, 2004