98 definitions by john smith

snakeeyes

openly camp homosexual

people who act like queers off of 60's tv

by john smith March 27, 2003

Arnold Schwarzenegger

A man who is a decent person, and has supported many of the public interests in California. However, he has failed in the same place Grey Davis did. He has done nothing new to balance the budget. He merely took many loans, and somehow the intelligent californias are none-the-wiser.

Arnold Schwarzenegger: They are GIRLI MEN

by john smith January 5, 2005

painters

When a woman begins to ovulate and is becoming generally cranky and anooyed at everyone.

Damn, i told sarah to suck me off but then she started screaming at me, she must be on her period.

by john smith March 22, 2003

turnmire

a really large pile of crap

"hey i have to go take a turnmire"

by john smith March 22, 2005

mile a minute

An extremely fast pace.

That bitch was talkin a mile a minute.

by john smith June 10, 2004

mf-count

There was this girl named maya, she is a whore
She fucks people over and has no friends
the mf-count means maya friend count and there is usually a 1 or 2 after it because nobody wants to be her friend.

the mf-count is 1 today cause she fucked over her only other friend yesterday.

by john smith February 23, 2005

Parimal

Excessive user of the suffix "zilla" and constant tell of bad jokes eg."you can't go wrong making a right turn".
One who is Parimal is the only one who things that they are funny.

You are such a Parimal (meaning your not funny)

by john smith August 16, 2004