Definitions by john griffin

Mel 

A nickname for a girl named Melissa or Melanie. Coolest girl around. She is really down to earth and has a lot of friends. She also has the sexiest booty ever. All guys want to hit that. From behind.

Man, see that booty on that girl? She must be a Mel!

Mel by John griffin February 13, 2013

peestipated 

When you have to pee, but can't. It's constipation of the front.

Lenny: "it don't sound like you're peeing"

John: "It's because I'm peestipated!"

peestipated by John Griffin May 28, 2004

sentinel 

Internet handle for one of the coolest guys around -- Johnny Spazz, or "J" to the "G" (me). Longest stay is at guitar.com: 2000-

Sentinel spends way too much time on misc using photoshop and laming it up.

sentinel by john griffin May 28, 2004

mud pussy 

synonym term for 'asshole'

Tom: "How did you do on that test Tuesday?"
Luke: "I didn't study; it fucked me in the mud pussy."

or

"shut up or I'll fuck you in the mud pussy!"

mud pussy by John Griffin May 12, 2004

homote 

term coined by Chris DeBacker meaning 'gay person'

"I'm a homote for not giving Chris credit for the word 'homote', which he made up."

homote by John Griffin May 12, 2004

coit 

short for 'coitis' (sexual intercourse)

"see that chick over on the couch, we're going to coit later"

coit by John Griffin May 12, 2004

stanger 

A relentlessly lingering smell, mostly resulting from a rectal emission.

Dude, did you just let a stanger?

stanger by John Griffin February 9, 2004