john griffin's definitions

coit

short for 'coitis' (sexual intercourse)

"see that chick over on the couch, we're going to coit later"

by John Griffin May 12, 2004

peestipated

When you have to pee, but can't. It's constipation of the front.

Lenny: "it don't sound like you're peeing"

John: "It's because I'm peestipated!"

by John Griffin May 28, 2004

homote

Homosexual person. Synonyms include: fagmo.

"Hey you! Captain K-Y!" That guy's a total Fucking homote.

by John Griffin February 8, 2004

sentinel

Internet handle for one of the coolest guys around -- Johnny Spazz, or "J" to the "G" (me). Longest stay is at guitar.com: 2000-

Sentinel spends way too much time on misc using photoshop and laming it up.

by john griffin May 28, 2004

chewah

Chewing tobacco

I always watch Conan with a chewah. Where the fuck is my spitter?

by John Griffin February 8, 2004

homote

term coined by Chris DeBacker meaning 'gay person'

"I'm a homote for not giving Chris credit for the word 'homote', which he made up."

by John Griffin May 12, 2004

mud pussy

synonym term for 'asshole'

Tom: "How did you do on that test Tuesday?"
Luke: "I didn't study; it fucked me in the mud pussy."

or

"shut up or I'll fuck you in the mud pussy!"

by John Griffin May 12, 2004