john griffin's definitions

homote

term coined by Chris DeBacker meaning 'gay person'

"I'm a homote for not giving Chris credit for the word 'homote', which he made up."

by John Griffin May 12, 2004

chewah

Chewing tobacco

I always watch Conan with a chewah. Where the fuck is my spitter?

by John Griffin February 8, 2004

peestipated

When you have to pee, but can't. It's constipation of the front.

Lenny: "it don't sound like you're peeing"

John: "It's because I'm peestipated!"

by John Griffin May 28, 2004

homote

Homosexual person. Synonyms include: fagmo.

"Hey you! Captain K-Y!" That guy's a total Fucking homote.

by John Griffin February 8, 2004

sentinel

Internet handle for one of the coolest guys around -- Johnny Spazz, or "J" to the "G" (me). Longest stay is at guitar.com: 2000-

Sentinel spends way too much time on misc using photoshop and laming it up.

by john griffin May 28, 2004

Mel

A nickname for a girl named Melissa or Melanie. Coolest girl around. She is really down to earth and has a lot of friends. She also has the sexiest booty ever. All guys want to hit that. From behind.

Man, see that booty on that girl? She must be a Mel!

by John griffin February 13, 2013

Feek

Slang for fecal matter.

"Dude, you just feeked your pants"

by John Griffin August 24, 2003