70 definitions by john gaskell

A Word meaning to give one a ride on the seat of a Bicycle. Also: Seater, Croger and ET
" Giz a Takey down the offy "
by john gaskell March 24, 2004
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A term used loosely towards girls who's arses look like they've had a stroke, flat at the top and hanging down at the bottom
" Hey Girl!! whats with the Spongebob Square Arse?? "
by john gaskell March 29, 2004
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The term is used when a person(s) breaks wind with as much force as they can muster thus making it sound as loud as possible but consequently also forcing excriment out also.Also: Shart or Follow Through
LAD A: " ha ha listen to this bad boy, pull me finger, pull me finger quick "
LAD B: " ok lad "
" ppprrrrrrtttttttt flerrr flerrrrr "
LAD B: " hahahaha, you fuckin shit ye kecks "
LAD A: " I'm off back to ours to change me silks "
by john gaskell March 8, 2004
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A Reassuringly expensive Lager of 5.2& abv. Turns a fellow from a small biscuit arsed dweeb into a kebab munchin groch, willing to pagger with anyone who doesn't agree with him.
" call forth the power of 9 Stella's and I'll bail you out of the Bridewell if you haven't caused too much trouble "
by john gaskell March 21, 2004
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A Term used when a group of male friends are desperately trying to fuck a group of female friends,but,amongst the female group is a stinker (an undesireable girl). Thus A member of the male group needs to 'Lamp The Stinker' in order to get the rest of girly group to follow suit. Also: 'Fall on the Grenade'
" oh my word, look at them fuckin shit hot girls in the corner!, fuck me one of them is a bit rough though, who's turn is it to Lamp The Sticker? "
by john gaskell April 1, 2004
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A cheap and nasty Lager of 3.2% abv.
LAD A: " want a can? "
LAD B: " go ed then, I need a hair of the dog "
LAD A: " get your mouth round this bad boy "
(produces a can of Skol)
LAD B: " you can go & get fucked, I thought you were a mate, thats us finished I'm off down the Gauntlet "
by john gaskell March 21, 2004
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A Term used When a person vacates the area he/she is in,i.e when they want to go.Also: Bail, Shoot the Craw, Shoot me boots.
" I'm gonna do a quick bong and then I'm Getting Off to me birds "
by john gaskell May 4, 2004
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