john gaskell's definitions

trebags

Training or running shoes, namely Reebok Classic

" have ye seen me new Trebags kid? there fuckin shit hot aren't they muck? "

by John Gaskell March 7, 2004

gibba

A breast which is long, thin and sucked dry.

"man, one of them was a Gibba and the other was normal, she is fuckin rank"

by John Gaskell March 6, 2004

Jingly Jangly

A state of nervousness one has to overcome the next day after a heavy Bender, the hands usually shake alot even Ozzy Osbourne would be proud of.

" I'm jingly Jangly today, a few Stella Artois tins may overcome this problem methinks "

by John Gaskell March 29, 2004

Up the farter

To perform an act of anal sex on a male or female, in my case female

Girlfriend: " No stop it, I'm on the rag "
Boyfriend: " No bother! U'll just have to take it up the farter "

by John Gaskell September 17, 2005

Wank Interruption

An interruption during a masturabtion session

" Who's this calling at this time???? "
" I hate Wank Interruptions "

by John Gaskell September 17, 2005

One Off The Cuff

A Term meaning to Masturbate.Also: Wank, Beat, Wack off, Rhythm Man, Jerk Off and Knock One Out

" My Bird isn't comin' round tonight and I'm fuckin horny, I know, I'll have One Off The Cuff

by John Gaskell March 28, 2004

wrong-un

Someone who is just wrong either a sex case,nonce or similar

" the Taff is a wrong-un, spends his rent money on skin mags and 1.50p texts, won't be long until he's up in court again "

by John Gaskell April 30, 2006