Towzzer

"Towzzer wouldn't stop licking me"
by John Smith August 12, 2004
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John Smith

pseudonym most used to "shake" the FBI
FBI Agent: Sir, are you Crackhead Pete?
Crackhead Pete: Uh... no... my name is uh... John Smith.
FBI Agent: Sir, your black.
Crackhead Pete: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, YOU RACIST PRICK!?!?!
by John Smith May 13, 2005
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Scud

Scud is a Soviet made ballistic missile which Iraq used alot against Iran and American forces.The missile was originally designed to carry a 100-kiloton nuclear warhead or a 2,000 pound conventional warhead, with ranges from 100 to 180 miles.
The scud can be intercepted by a Mobile SAM like the Patriot.
by John Smith February 14, 2004
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u r so ql

You are so cool. Sms. language. Used to tell someone to tell them that they are cool.
Often used as a sarcastic fraise.
hi clark. u r so ql.
by John Smith August 17, 2003
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Sea-donkey

Wow, she is a sea-donkey
by john smith December 04, 2003
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Ricci

A ranchy transvestite who enjoys placing rasins in her anus
Dude, did you see that Ricci, she smells schtanky
by john smith December 30, 2004
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turnmire

"hey i have to go take a turnmire"
by john smith March 21, 2005
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