john Smith's definitions

turnmire

a really large pile of crap

"hey i have to go take a turnmire"

by john smith March 21, 2005

chitch

Someone who is gay, in any sense of the word.

"Martin, you're 35% chitch!"

by John Smith December 7, 2003

mirmanesh

pimp, player, stud, ladie's man, guy who is "stacked"

yo that kid is mirmanesh, fo realllll

by John Smith April 25, 2005

fing

To move, esp. fingers

Woah, Francie fings her index so incessantly, I wonder when her finger will become weary.

by John Smith July 11, 2003

clearplate

Placing a clear plate over a partner's mouth, while the other sexual partner takes a dump on the plate.

"I walked in with a handful of videos and a pizza and found him clearplating my sister."

by John Smith April 29, 2003

Guyute

A phish song, guyute was a ugly pig, who walked on me and dance a jig, that he had learned when he was six, then stopped and did some other tricks, like pulling weapons from his coat, and holding them against my throat, he lecuried me in language starnge, then scamppered quickly out of range

Man guytue is an awesome phish song.

by John Smith January 27, 2005

lion tamer

grabbing a woman's vagina with both hands, spreading it wide apart and insert your head into it like a lion tamer.

That girl was so loose I pulled the lion tamer on her with no problem.

by john smith March 30, 2005