john Doe's definitions

whomps

A word invented by TJ from the popular sitcom "recess" on abc kids. The word means "fuck" or in frustration.

Man, Principal Prickly is such a dick, this whomps.

by john doe November 14, 2003

giggity juice

Another word for semen, cum or sperm

Wow bro, that's a lot of giggity juice on your bed, you must've had a lot of fun

by John Doe May 22, 2014

Barhole

this one guy i know, he's pretty cool.

hey, it's Barhole

by John Doe March 10, 2004

jimi hendrix

God came down from the heavens to play guitar

Jimi Hendrix is God

by John Doe June 12, 2004

bitey

When somebody is not a happy chappy.

Hmm, Bob's a bit bitey today, better stay away.

by John Doe April 20, 2004

Barvaz

The Super duck of efnet

Barvaz Barvaz Barvaz

by John Doe January 10, 2005

cable

fast Internet service
AKA highspeed broadband
requires purchase of a cable modem.
speeds of up to a few mb.
great for downloading porn and viewing it

I used my highspeed cable Internet connection to download some hot Briana Banks videos off Kazaa

by John Doe January 21, 2004