john Doe's definitions

boxer

hyperactive dog that licks, chews, and slobbers unrelentlessly.

This boxer just shit on my floor
That boxer is humping my leg

by John Doe November 12, 2003

chilla

(noun) Swedish variation of chill, means literally "to chill". See also chill.

Ey grabben! Chilla!

by John Doe May 8, 2003

no neck

a person that is so fat fat that it looks like they have no neck. That the neck is connected to their shoulders.

hay no neck

by john doe November 15, 2003

Trekkie

Anyone who watches star trek is considered a trekkie.

Omg Your A Damn Trekkie!

by John Doe June 27, 2004

Peter's Mom

Peter Bantle's mom, by far the hottest mom in the history of the universe! I want to F*CK her up the @$$!

peter's mom is hot! I want to do her so bad! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by John Doe April 25, 2005

Swass

No, No, No. You all got it wrong. The word comes from the contraction of the words SWAMP and ASS to get SWASS. A person with swass smells to high hell and you can hardly stand being next to the motherfucker.

That god damn chris has got some swass going on today!

by John Doe October 22, 2004

Despre Tine

Another dangerously addictive song by the Romanian band 'O-zone', only this one is about a million times better than their extremely popular Dragostea Din Tei, A.K.A the Numa Numa Dance. A remix was also done of this song. The remix is also a million times better than Dragostea Din Tei.

This song is also sometimes known 'Ochii Tai'.

Guy 1: Bah, it's that stupid Romanian band again.
Guy 2: Yeah, but I don't recognize this one.
Guy 1: This must be that 'Despre Tine' song they sing.
Guy 2: Woah, it's a million times better than that Numa Numa one...
Guy 1: Yes... Dangerously... addictive... must... resist... urge... to sing... along...
Guy 2: *Singing* Mi inec in ochii tai! La la la la lei!
Guy 1: No!!!! It's corrupted you, just like Dragostea Din Tei!

Guy 3: Thankfully this would never happen, because without a stupid flash video to accompony the song, no one will listen to it.

by John Doe March 12, 2005